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New Lisa Frank Peni Pillows

Browse our collection of 75 New Lisa Frank Penis Pillows and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Penis Hearts Pattern Pillow

Penis Hearts Pattern Pillow

Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Pillow

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Pillow

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Merry Dickmas Pillow

Merry Dickmas Pillow

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Christmas Peens Pattern Pillow

Christmas Peens Pattern Pillow

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Ole Saint Dick Pillow

Ole Saint Dick Pillow

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Pillow

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Pillow

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Halloween Peens Pattern Pillow

Halloween Peens Pattern Pillow

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Penis Tile Pattern Pillow

Penis Tile Pattern Pillow

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Big Dick Stocks Pillow

Big Dick Stocks Pillow

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pillow

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pillow

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Chonky Chode Chakra Pillow

Chonky Chode Chakra Pillow

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Cockbuster Pillow

Cockbuster Pillow

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Space Brownie Peens Pillow

Space Brownie Peens Pillow

Weinter NSFW Parody Pillow

Weinter NSFW Parody Pillow

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

You Make Me Corny Pillow

You Make Me Corny Pillow

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow

Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Naughty Donuts Pillow

Naughty Donuts Pillow

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow

Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

This Is My 1 Ft. Cock Pillow

This Is My 1 Ft. Cock Pillow

What are you waiting for? Now's your chance to show off that 1 ft. cock you've been hiding!

Stop Messing With My Head Pillow

Stop Messing With My Head Pillow

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Dick Academia Pattern Pillow

Dick Academia Pattern Pillow

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Pillow

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Pillow

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Happenis Pillow

Happenis Pillow

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

I'm "H" Word Pillow

I'm "H" Word Pillow

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Pillow

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Pillow

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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