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New Lisa Frank Peni Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 22 New Lisa Frank Penis Greeting Cards and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Penis Crystal Pattern Greeting Card

Oh crystals! Don't we all love crystals? These not-so-subtly phallic crystals are sure to get double takes from pretty much anyone who sees you! Show off your love for crystals with this bold design!

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas Greeting Card

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You Make Me Corny Greeting Card

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Let's Spice Things Up Hot Sauce Greeting Card

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

Happenis Greeting Card

Happenis Greeting Card

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" Word Greeting Card

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Greeting Card

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Quaranlisa Parody Greeting Card

Quaranlisa Parody Greeting Card

Give it up for the most famous queen of social distancing , the Mona Lisa! You always have to stand at least 6 feet away from the Mona Lisa painting. Quarantine in style with this funny, quarantine parody of the Mona Lisa greeting cards.

I'm Dying Inside Mona Lisa Parody Greeting Card

I'm Dying Inside Mona Lisa Parody Greeting Card

Smiling on the outside and dying on the inside, just like the most famous paining Mona Lisa! Show off your sense of dark humor and art puns by gifting this funny, Mona Lisa, Dying Inside greeting card.

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom Greeting Card

Donald Trump Toad Mushroom. Show your love of mushrooms, toadstools and graphic descriptions of the President's genitals with this Mario and President Donald J Trump inspired design.

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis Hamster Greeting Card

Penis. Show your love for the utter bizarre with this design featuring an illustration of a hamster along with the word "penis.

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots Greeting Card

Carrots. Channel your favorite dick spray painting high schooler with this this funny American Vandal Inspired Design.

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey It's Ya Bot Greeting Card

Hey, it's ya bot. Get ready for ya boi the robot with this current meme and vintage robot inspired design.

Oh Hai Doggy Greeting Card

Oh Hai Doggy Greeting Card

You're my favorite customer! Oh Hai Doggy! Show your love of the most iconic scene in film history with this Room inspired design.

You Are My Rose Greeting Card

You Are My Rose Greeting Card

You are my rose, you are my rose, you are my rose! Commemorate the most sensual scene in all of film history with this "The Room" inspired design.

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You've Only Seen My Penis Greeting Card

You don't know me. You've only seen my penis. This funny Michael Scott quote inspired design is the perfect way to tell a loved one that they don't know you. They've just seen your penis.

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

I Like My Men How I Like My Stockings Hung Greeting Card

What better way to say Merry Christmas to your closest friends and relatives then by an inappropriate greeting card about penis jokes? This card is perfect for someone with a sassy sense of humor that loves Christmas. You're stockings going to get stuffed this Holiday Season!

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Thank You Floral Penis Greeting Card

Most people love beautiful greeting cards full of awesome details. Surprise family and friends with this elegant floral penis pattern thank you card!

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