Stockings

dungeons and Dragons never looked so ugly! IT'S PERFECT! Great for DND fans who want to look seasonably fashionable!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!

Scream into the holiday spirit with this festive Christmas raccoon design, featuring an illustration of a screaming raccoon wearing a Santa hat saying, "It's Christmaaaaaas" to share your trashy enthusiasm!

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

Do you hear what I hear? Aaaaahhh! The screams of the trashy, holiday spirit! Show off your love of being trashy this Christmas with this funny, holiday, screaming opossum design.

It's heathen season! Celebrate the best time of year with this funny Christmas, witchy, heathen design featuring the text "Heathen Season" with holly berries and leaves and a pentagram wrapped in holiday lights!

Introducing our latest statement-making tee - "My Tummy Hurts & I'm Mad At The Government". Designed to grab attention and spark conversation, this t-shirt is perfect for those who are feeling frustrated with the current state of affairs. The bold text in contrasting colors makes a clear and direct statement, while the playful tone adds a hint of humor to the message. Wear it to your next protest march or wear it just for the fun of it - either way, you're sure to turn heads and make an impact. With our t-shirt, you can show your dissatisfaction with the way the government is handling things and the pain it's causing you and many others. The message is simple but powerful, and serves as a reminder that we need to hold our elected officials accountable. It's a great gift for friends and family who share your views or just want to make a bold statement. So why wait? Wear your heart on your sleeves (or chest, rather) with this thought-provoking t-shirt.

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

The Mothman may be the harbinger of doom! Not during the holidays, the Mothman is the harbinger of holiday cheer! Show off your love for the holidays and cryptids with this festive, Mothman design.

Digimon are the champions! For those who are secretly a Digidestined, show your nostalgic love for the Digital Monsters with this cute pattern featuring Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon!

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know you worship the dark lord, Spicy Heck Boy!

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Shout out to all the Glizzy gobblers out there, you are the true MVPs. Show off your humorous side with this glizzy design! Perfect for gatherings and conversation starters.

Saint Piccolas. Get ready for Christmas and show off your old school anime fan pride with this festive design.

This feminist shirt is perfect for every women's protest, and fight for equality, because sometimes you need a little vulgarity to get things done so feminism is my second favorite f-word. This protest shirt is great for fans of the womens march, equality shirts and pro choice, intersectional feminism.

It's the winter solstice, witches! Celebrate the season and rebirth of the sun in crisp, cold winter!

Ya know, what I REALLY wanted for christmas was to bring back my mother through a human transmutation attempt.... but I guess these adorable gingerbread cookies will do...

Show off your love of the female anatomy with these hand-drawn, feminist design, doodle boob pattern socks! Boobs come in all shapes and sizes and we should celebrate that every-damn-day!

Give me your leftovers, I'm Thanksgiving trash! Show off your love of leftovers, eating, food, and being garbage with this funny, "Gimme Your Leftovers" holiday possum design!

Am chimkin, plz gib seed feed! I poop breakfast and make tasty nuggets. I'm derpy, chunky, and produce delicious food!

Trashing Through The Snow, On A No Horse Open Slay, Over Fields We Go, Screaming all the way!

Ah, the holidays. The best time of year to eat cookies, make gingerbread houses, wear comfy sweaters, slay demons... wait, what was that last one??

If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Check out this magical mushroom frog pattern! It's got cute little frogs in wizard and witch hats as well as crystals and mushrooms to complete that earthy witch and wizard aesthetic, the perfect addition to your own cottage! mushroom frog witches magical frogs and mushrooms crystals witchcraft.

Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can!

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!

Introducing our latest creation for the ultimate pranksters out there, the "Ibs I Be Shittin'" t-shirt! This humorous t-shirt is perfect for those who don't mind a little bathroom humor and want to show off their funny personality. Featuring the bold and catchy phrase "Ibs I Be Shittin'", this t-shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. Wear it to parties, social gatherings, or even to the grocery store - you're guaranteed to get some laughs and smiles along the way. Not only is this t-shirt funny, but it's also a great conversation starter for a serious topic. IBS or irritable bowel syndrome affects millions of people worldwide and is a debilitating condition that affects their quality of life. By wearing the "Ibs I Be Shittin'" t-shirt, you're raising awareness about this condition while still having a good laugh. So, whether you suffer from IBS or just love a good joke, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe.