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New Lisa Frank Peni Pins

Browse our collection of 62 New Lisa Frank Penis Pins and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Pin

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Pin

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Weinter NSFW Parody Pin

Weinter NSFW Parody Pin

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

Christmas Peens Pattern Pin

Christmas Peens Pattern Pin

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Ole Saint Dick Pin

Ole Saint Dick Pin

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Pop Art Penis Pattern Pin

Pop Art Penis Pattern Pin

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Pin

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Pin

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Halloween Peens Pattern Pin

Halloween Peens Pattern Pin

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

I've Got a Dink Kink Pickleball Pin

I've Got a Dink Kink Pickleball Pin

I've Got a Dink Kink, what can I say? When there's 'pickle' and 'ball' involved it's hard not to (pun intended). If you're into punny pickleball jokes, and NSFW humor, then this is your ace.

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pin

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pin

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pin

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pin

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Frosted Peens Crackers Pin

Frosted Peens Crackers Pin

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pin

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pin

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Velvet Wrapped Steel List Pin

Velvet Wrapped Steel List Pin

Only smut readers, authors, and fanfic writers will understand. This list of juicy terms is all too familiar for us, and whether you like them or not, it is kind of hilarious how much we all avoid saying penis.

Big Dick Stocks Pin

Big Dick Stocks Pin

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pin

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pin

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Chonky Chode Chakra Pin

Chonky Chode Chakra Pin

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Cockbuster Pin

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

You Make Me Corny Pin

You Make Me Corny Pin

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Princess Penis Pattern Pin

Princess Penis Pattern Pin

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Pastel Penis Pattern Pin

Pastel Penis Pattern Pin

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Naughty Donuts Pin

Naughty Donuts Pin

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Macaron Peens Pattern Pin

Macaron Peens Pattern Pin

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Stop Messing With My Head Pin

Stop Messing With My Head Pin

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Happenis Pin

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis Pin

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis Pin

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis. It's true. Many times, in fact, penises, can cause depression. I mean, have you even seen one? weird...

I'm "H" Word Pin

I'm "H" Word Pin

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pin

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Pin

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Phallic Christmas Cookies Pin

Phallic Christmas Cookies Pin

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Unicorn Penis Pattern Pin

Unicorn Penis Pattern Pin

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Hidden Penis Typography Pin

Hidden Penis Typography Pin

Oh wow, that's pretty, the typography, wait what does it say???.....oh penis. Fun. Show off your sassy sarcastic vibes the irony in the typography.

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