Weekender Totes

We're here, we're queer, we're screaming as we crawl out of the ground this year! Come out in full rainbows with this flamboyantly rainbow cicada design!

Protect the supernatural wildlife... but from afar. very, very, far away. Trust me, it's best for your health.

Jinkies, gang! This newfangled, modern version of us is.... uh... something. Let's just stick with the original!

Be careful where you step, anything around here could be a mimic... That mug, that chest, that table, maybe even that rug! This design is perfect for those of you who want their dnd friends to hesitate before touching your things...

Animals! Gotta respect their space and admire them from afar! While you can pet some of them, we reccommend keeping your distance from the wild trash cat. Their special move is "dumpster dive".

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Don't eat the forbidden jello, it's much more deadly than any of your grandma's recipes. It might look like flavored, but the only flavor it comes in is death.

Disappointment isn't just a feeling, it's a lifestyle. Look, you don't even have to have high standards to feel like you've been let down, and boy howdy does the world let us down sometimes.

For June bugs, that is. We all know summer has officially arrived when Nature's Sticker starts ramming itself against the sliding glass door in the middle of the night, ruining the relaxing sound of crickets and frogs by relentlessly slamming their face against the window, creating a continuous tip tap noise... clearly they are here for a good time, not a long time.

I hate the sun, it makes me feral. Show off your love of the darkness and goth lifestyle, but in a feral girl summer parody with this funny, "Feral Goth Summer" design!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

A design inspired by peace in solidarity for a country in turmoil.

Believe in Bigfoot with this kawaii pattern the very famous and elusive forest ape! Perfect for being a distant but adorable scamp.

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Listen buddy, don't mess with me I can lift 500+ pounds (in dnd). Show off your strength (in a role playing setting) and flex your beautiful muscles (that your wicked cool barbarian has) with this funny workout design that's perfect for the gym (and by the gym I mean this campaign's next session).

Here is a love letter to Dark Academia! Filled with all the goodness one could say perfectly suits the aesthetic! Go on, open it up.

What's your favorite scary movie valentine? Show off your love for your significant other, bestie or whoever your special valentine is with this horror movie inspired candy hearts, parody design.

Are you a lover of sloths? Are you a lover of strawberries? Are you a lover of things that are kawaii? Then this kawaii strawberry sloth design is for you!

If you really love boba (and we mean r e a l l y love boba), then you may just adore this kawaii heart boba pattern like we do! Immerse yourself in cuteness and sweetness with this heart boba pattern!

If you really love boba (and we mean r e a l l y love boba), then you may just adore this kawaii heart boba pattern like we do! Immerse yourself in cuteness and sweetness with this heart boba pattern!

Are you a lover of sloths? Are you a lover of strawberries? Are you a lover of things that are kawaii? Then this kawaii strawberry sloth design is for you!

Mark my words, mess with the rabbit. You get the stabbit. Show off your soft fluffy but sharp and deadly vibes with this funny stabby bunny shirt design.

Nothing is better than Frogs and Hogs! Show off your love for frogs and hedge hogs with this cute and quirky, frog and hedgehog design.

Yeah nah I'm good out here. Hard pass on whatever your day is trying to offer you with this funny parody of thank you bags.

Keanu hear what I hear? A song a song high above the trees, Keanu will bring us goodness and light. Show off your love for Christmas classics and Keanu Reeves memes with this funny, Keanu, Holiday parody shirt.

It is I your adorable and lovable trash cat! show off your love for opossums with this cute and lovable opossum, trash cat shirt design.

Support Nessie and your local legends of the wild with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Nessie, retro parks patch-inspired design! Perfect for loving lakes, creatures, myths, legends, and exploring the wilderness!

Don't let that new year sting you, honey! Celebrate another year of buzzing through life on planet Earth with this cute party bee!

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.