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New Lisa Frank Peni Socks

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Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Sock

Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Sock

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Weinter NSFW Parody Sock

Weinter NSFW Parody Sock

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

Christmas Peens Pattern Sock

Christmas Peens Pattern Sock

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Ole Saint Dick Sock

Ole Saint Dick Sock

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Sock

Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Sock

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

Halloween Peens Pattern Sock

Halloween Peens Pattern Sock

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Mona Geesa Sock

Mona Geesa Sock

Ah, the mona geesa, a famous historical piece of art. It's easy to see why it's one of the most valuable artpieces ever created! I mean, just looking at it makes me feel a little honkers!

Penis Tile Pattern Sock

Penis Tile Pattern Sock

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Sock

Leopard Print Penis Pattern Sock

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

I've Got a Dink Kink Pickleball Sock

I've Got a Dink Kink Pickleball Sock

I've Got a Dink Kink, what can I say? When there's 'pickle' and 'ball' involved it's hard not to (pun intended). If you're into punny pickleball jokes, and NSFW humor, then this is your ace.

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Sock

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Sock

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Strawberry Peens Pattern Sock

Strawberry Peens Pattern Sock

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

Frosted Peens Crackers Sock

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Velvet Wrapped Steel List Sock

Velvet Wrapped Steel List Sock

Only smut readers, authors, and fanfic writers will understand. This list of juicy terms is all too familiar for us, and whether you like them or not, it is kind of hilarious how much we all avoid saying penis.

Big Dick Stocks Sock

Big Dick Stocks Sock

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Sock

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Chonky Chode Chakra Sock

Chonky Chode Chakra Sock

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Cockbuster Sock

Cockbuster Sock

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

Space Brownie Peens Sock

Space Brownie Peens Sock

You Make Me Corny Sock

You Make Me Corny Sock

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Macaron Peens Pattern Sock

Macaron Peens Pattern Sock

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

This Is My 1 Ft. Cock Sock

This Is My 1 Ft. Cock Sock

What are you waiting for? Now's your chance to show off that 1 ft. cock you've been hiding!

Stop Messing With My Head Sock

Stop Messing With My Head Sock

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Dick Academia Pattern Sock

Dick Academia Pattern Sock

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Property Of Dick University Sock

Property Of Dick University Sock

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Sock

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Happenis Sock

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis Sock

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis Sock

You Can't Spell Depression Without Penis. It's true. Many times, in fact, penises, can cause depression. I mean, have you even seen one? weird...

I'm "H" Word Sock

I'm "H" Word Sock

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Sock

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

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