Pillows

look at all those leggies! Are they going to stick out leggy? strut leggy? lick leggy? maybe dance with leggy? Who knows!

Have you been looking for that perfect pillow to spice up your living space? Look no further! This super cute, trendy, big polka dot throw pillow will make any space trendy and fun, from the smallest college dorm to the most glamorous beach house! Let's get real, polka dots never go out of style.

Bzzzzzzzz! Stay strapped with good vibes and self love! There's nothing wrong with a little battery operated assistance. Get down this Valentines Day or anytime of the year!

Protect yourself from the rain with the whimsical, magical powers of the forest with this, "Mushroom Forest Spirits" folktale fungi design! Perfect for loving mushrooms, folklore, fungus, forests, rain, nature, and the tiny spirits moving through the world!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Just feeling a little emoo-tional today. You know those days. Can't help it. Let others know how you feel with this relatable, adorable, fluffy cow design!

Sushi, sashimi, soy sauce, roe, just all the essentials! But make it - mew mewshi! Show off your love for sushi and cats with this kawaii inspired designed.

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

I'm cute and cuddly, but i will fight you. Don't mess with me! I am the embodiment of chaos!!

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this , cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

If getting absolutely blasted and chilling around on a couch or a rock all day just vibing sounds like a good time, this very relaxed weed smoking iguana is for you.

Spot the LGBTQ+ pride colors across the galaxy! Each planet represents a different group, can you tell which pride colors show your group? Perfect for straight allies and LGBTQ+ members, show your pride and support!

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

When did it go, Wendigo? Show your love for Wendigo, the people-eating evil spirit of Nova Scotia, with this gothic-inspired design!

Ain't nobody can tell you nothing! Rebel against authority and be the cool independent dog you know yourself to be- chase your own tail, lick your butt, and eat right off your plate, no one can stop you!

Oh this? You mean, this "pillow" that's "definitely" "not" "a" "mimic"? Yeah it's totally great for resting your butt on while you play D&D and "not" a beast disguised as an inanimate object, out to strike you when you least expect. "d e f i n i t e l y "!

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Show off your love of the female anatomy with this hand-drawn, feminist design, doodle boob pattern throw pillow! Boobs come in all shapes and sizes and we should celebrate that every-damn-day!

The god of madness and chaos knows no bounds when he is brought into our horrible little world.

Live slow, die whenever.

Movie monster buff or Weyland Corp employee - everyone needs this sweet repeating Aliens Xenomorph patterned tote!

Cute semi repeating pattern of a mushroom garden made for anyone from your garden loving mother to your druggy friend who's really into depth of color.

We are Women, and we can make decisions about our *own* bodies. We Won't sit idley by as you slowly take away everything we've fought for. Reproductive rights should only be decided by people who have uterus'!

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!