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Penises Pillows

Browse our collection of 20 Penises Pillows . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Popsicle Penises Pillow

Popsicle Penises Pillow

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Kawaii Penises Pattern Pillow

Kawaii Penises Pattern Pillow

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow

Pastel Penis Pattern Pillow

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Mushroom Penis Pillow

Mushroom Penis Pillow

Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.

Princess Penis Pattern Pillow

Princess Penis Pattern Pillow

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pillow

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pillow

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Dick Academia Pattern Pillow

Dick Academia Pattern Pillow

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow

Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Phallic Christmas Cookies Pillow

Phallic Christmas Cookies Pillow

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Penis Plants Pattern Pillow

Penis Plants Pattern Pillow

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Pillow

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Pillow

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer pillows at your next ugly sweater party.

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Space Brownie Peens Pillow

Space Brownie Peens Pillow

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Halloweenies Pattern Pillow

Halloweenies Pattern Pillow

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Pillow

Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Pillow

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

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