Warning! May Cause Uncomfortable Laughter | NSFW Items
Prepare to embark on a rollercoaster of emotions with our NSFW collection! Explore a side of humor that will have you in stitches, but also make you question the boundaries of your comfort zone.
1. Butter My Buns Daddy
Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!
2. Do I Nocturn You On? Raccoon
Does this Raccoon Nocturn you on? These are nocturnal nighttime trash sluts, how could they not. Show off your love for trash animals and sexual puns with this lingerie raccoon design!
3. Cottagecore Peens Pattern
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
4. Pankakke
This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!
5. You Can Have A Pizza My Pie Any Day
Mmmm warm, meaty, moist and... cheesy. Wait, what did you think I was talking about?
6. Behold The Booty (Beholder)
Use all of your eyes to behold this BOOTY. Show off your amazing butt and love of Dungeons and Dragons with this, "Behold The Booty" nerdy, NSFW design. Perfect for loving butts, role playing, and tabletop gaming!
7. Kinky Kawaii Pattern
Celebrate being a cute kinkster, with this adorable, kinky kawaii pattern! Full of playful, NSFW items like handcuffs, a flogger, paddle, and more! ;)
8. Give Me Your Chum Daddy
God I'm sooo hungry, feed me some of your chum. It's chalk full of protein, I'm sure.
9. Hot People Drink The Nut
Hot People Drink The Nut...MILK! Get your head out of the gutter! Yeah, it's true, nut milk is the best milk ;) - we nut drinkers always swallow
10. Dew Me Daddy
Dew me up daddy! Show off your dewey, plant Dad status with this cheeky, gardening design!
11. NSFW Word Game
Keep em' hard and high, friends! Celebrate the Wordle parody game Lewdle with this crude, dirty word tribute! Featuring the words, DADDY, DILDO, FARTS, PENIS, BOOBS, and BONER.
12. NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern
Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....
13. Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine)
Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.
14. Oh Lawd He Cummin' NSFW Parody
Oh lawd he...ahem cummin'! Show off your NSFW sense of humor and love for memes with this funny, penis joke, NSFW , Oh lawd he comin' parody design.
15. NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles
Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.
16. Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler
Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...
17. Thanks for the Orgasms
The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.
19. Medusuck My Dick
Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head. ;) ;)
20. Suck Me Heart Lollipop
What else do you do with a lollipop? Show off your sense of cheeky, flirty, NSFW humor this Valentine's Day with this cute, flirty, sassy, NSFW, Valentine's Day, "Suck Me" Lollipop design.
21. Pound My Cake Daddy
Pound My Cake Daddy! This Pound Cake is ready to get creamed! Totally not inappropriate whatsoever...
22. Frosted Peens Crackers
You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!
23. Vulva Bouquet
This beautiful bouquet is sure to brighten anyone's day! Perfect for loving flowers and florals, hidden images, and NSFW humor!
24. Smack My Ass Consensually
Smack My Ass (Consensually)... SMACK MY ASS LIKE A DRUM! Tik Tok has really got us all wanting a cheeky spanking - but consensually of course.
25. The CDC Recommends You Stay 6 Feet Away From This Ass
The CDC recommends you stay 6 feet away from this big fat dump truck ass. Warn other's to stay away from your big dumpy with this funny design.
26. Venus Flytrap Vulvas
Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.
27. Cream Me Daddy (Coffee)
Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this not suggestive at ALL cup of coffee being filled with creamer! Okay, maybe its a little suggestive, or a lot suggestive.
28. Smash Me Daddy
Boiled or baked, it doesn't matter. Lubricate it with a little butter and smash that deliciously moist spud~ Who doesn't love mashed potatoes?!
29. I'm Gonna Crumb Granola Bar
Unwrap me carefully, cuz I'm gonna crumb! Show off your funny, food puns with this, "I'm Gonna Crumb" granola bar design, featuring a crumbling snack falling out of a wrapper.
30. I'm Moist Frog
Wink wink, ribbit ribbit...Show off your love of frogs and NSFW words with this, "I'm Moist" frisky frog design. Perfect for loving frogs, ponds, amphibians, and dirty jokes. ;)
