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Surviving the Undead: Zombie-Approved Products for the Apocalypse

Published on Feb 7, 2023

Zombie apocalypse? No problem! Our hilarious survival gear will have you giggling your way through the undead horde. Get prepared and stay alive in style!

1. Daddy Is A State of Mind Quote

"Daddy is a state of Mind. I'm your Daddy."- quote Pedro Pascal. Show off your love for Daddy Pedro Pascal with this fun and flirty, daddy quote design.

2. Zombie

The hardest part about a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited

3. Zombie Llama

Llama's are actually kinda terrifying as is, since they have the tendancy to spit on anything and everything...but as a zombie we imagine it'd be much worse. Thankfully this guy is more interested in Grains than Brains!

4. Zombie Mouth

there's no better way to encourage social distancing than to pretend you're a zombie! Become the walking dead and stay safe by keeping other's at bay!

5. Camping is Zombie Survival Training

You call is camping, I call is Zombie Survival Training. Camping is the best way to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse. Show of your love for the outdoors and for survival horror in this epic camping lover design.

6. I Woke Up Like This Zombie

I'm a zombie in the morning. Show your morning sleepiness and zombie love with this, "I Woke Up Like This" zombie parody design! Perfect for a halloween, zombie love, halloween party and being flawless!

7. Zombies Love Me For What's On The Inside

Society is quick to pass judgment based on your appearance alone... Well screw you guys, at least ZOMBIES appreciate me! They love me for whats on the INSIDE!

8. Omg, I'm Like Literally Dead (Zombie)

Get like totally undead with this funny, "Omg, I'm Like Literally Dead" zombie design. Perfect for being basic, halloween, zombie humor, millennials, basic bitch, and being so dead, like literally!

9. I'm Not Dead This Is Just How I Look Zombie Parody

I'm not dead, this is just how I look. I may look like a zombie but trust me I'm still very much alive. Just exhausted. Show off your love for Zombies and your sense of humor for feeling dead tired with this funny, zombie design.

10. Zombeefy Parody

Beefy zombies crave brains and gains! Show off your beefy, undead physique with this funny beefy zombie, workout, fitness, lifting, zombie design.

11. Be My Valenintestines

There's only a few things that a zombie loves and thats brains, intestines, innards and apparently you, this ole' zombie here seems to like you. Well, don't be shy... say hi :) For zombies and lovers alike!

12. Zombeef

Moooo....brains. Show off your love for puns, zombies, monsters and cows with this cute and creepy, funny, zombie cow, "Zombeef" parody design.

13. GAINS before BRAINS!

Looking for the perfect motivation to hit the gym and unleash your inner zombie? Look no further than our "GAINS before BRAINS!" t-shirt! This clever design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations with fellow fitness enthusiasts. It's the perfect choice for anyone who knows that a little pre-workout snack won't stand in the way of achieving their goals! Plus, with its undead-inspired twist, it's a fun and playful choice for Halloween events or any time of year. Don't settle for boring workout wear—embrace your inner zombie and show off your dedication to fitness with our "GAINS before BRAINS!" t-shirt!

14. The Walking Bread Parody

Give me GRAINS! Show off your love of bread, puns, and zombies with this funny, "The Walking Bread" zombie design! Perfect for fans of the Walking Dead, bread puns, and food humor!

15. Llombie White Print

What's cuter than a Llama how about a cute and creepy zombie Llama just in time for the Halloween season! Show off your love for zombies and llamas with this cute and creepy, zombie, llama shirt!

16. Zermbie

Introducing the least threatening undead. The Zermbie! The worst it's capable of doing is blowing raspberries.

17. OH LAWD HE SHAMBLIN'

Here he come, here he come... HE HAS ARRIVED! Protect your brains, for he's comin' for em! He shamblin', for he's coming after you for a brain scramblin!

18. I'm a Zom-bi

I'm a Zom-bi. Show your Bisexual Zombie pride this Halloween or just anytime you're feeling spooky. This festive horror themed design features an illustration of a zombie hand with a knife through it in the bisexual pride flag color palette.

19. The Night Of The Living Bread

The bread is rising - from the dead, that is. Instead of brains, they roam around the cities looking for Grains. stay out of their way or else you're toast!

20. Magical Ghoul

In the name of the moon, I will eat your flesh. This isn't your childhood usagi! When the moon comes out, say goodbye to your heroes, for it's the time for spooks and frights~

21. Let's Cuddle and Play Survival Horror

Love cuddling? Love playing terrifying survival horror video games? Why not do both great things together with this design featuring hearts and a lead pipe! Friends and couples who play together stay together, so get your terror on with this adorably scary design, whether you're killing zombies or running from unspeakable monsters!

22. I Said Dead Man

Dead man, there's no need to feel down. I said Dead man, climb up out of the ground! This spooky song parody funny mug is perfect for getting funky this halloween!

23. You and I Just Click

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

24. Just A Bit Brainless

There's not much he can do with being brainless. Unless he has a way of getting his hands on some brains for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That on the other hand would be a totally different story.

25. Apocalypse Meow

The Apawcalypse is nigh! Celebrate our turbilent world with this cute kitty who's already raising up her own ruckus! A cute but deadly design for cat and animal lovers alike

26. Low Key Apocalypse Prepping

You might call going to the woods for a weekend a nice nature themed retreat, but I like to call it low key apocalypse survival prepping. Get a laugh out of your fellow campers and nature lovers with this funny t shirt perfect for people who love to prepare for emergencies, believe they should prepare for anything, and love imagining their comfortable vacation retreat is actually just preparing for the end of days in the lightest, low-keyest way imaginable.

27. Zombie Friendly

Hopefully the undead can read. Show your zombie camaraderie with this Zombie Friendly shirt!

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