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My Body My Choice Funny Socks

Browse our collection of 97 My Body My Choice Socks . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Funny Puns Humor Jokes Parody Memes Anime Sassy Music Nerds Adult Animals Food Manga Gaming Love Adulting Beach Christmas Relatable

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Sock

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Sock

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Hello Darkness My Old Friend Coffee Sock

Hello Darkness My Old Friend Coffee Sock

I've come to talk with you again. I have no choice, it's a morning ritual, and like a good breakfast, need my coffee black and dark. Bitter like life.

This Really Dungeons My Dragons Sock

This Really Dungeons My Dragons Sock

Instead of saying "This really butters my eggroll," real DMs say "This really dungeons my dragons." Dungeon some dragons with your party today with this Dungeons and Dragons-inspired design!

My Quirk Sparks Joy Sock

My Quirk Sparks Joy Sock

"Does it spark joy?" Yeah, my quirk sparks joy. Maybe too much joy. This Marie Kondo meme/Denki Kaminari design is perfect for fans of memes, anime, and My Hero Academia!

My Dogs Are Barking Sock

My Dogs Are Barking Sock

My dogs are barking from all the walking! Show your love for puns, dogs and socks with this funky dog design!

Back & Body Hurts Parody Sock

Back & Body Hurts Parody Sock

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Stop Messing With My Head Sock

Stop Messing With My Head Sock

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Deck My Halls Daddy Sock

Deck My Halls Daddy Sock

Tis the season and get a daddy to deck your halls!

Trying My Best (Sparkles) Sock

Trying My Best (Sparkles) Sock

Its hard out there. Let the world know you're just trying your best with this groovy lettering surrounded by sparkly stars!

Got My Eyes On You Sock

Got My Eyes On You Sock

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

My Face When the Food Arrives Sock

My Face When the Food Arrives Sock

Oh my... A true weeb of culture knows a thing or two about ahegao. Show your orgasmic love of food with this hentai/ahegao-inspired design!

Will You Be My Partner? Sock

Will You Be My Partner? Sock

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

Oh No! My Leg It's Broken Sock

Oh No! My Leg It's Broken Sock

Oh no! Who did this? Who did this to the poor gingerbread man? Someone needs to fess up now!

I Love My Dog (Cat) Sock

I Love My Dog (Cat) Sock

OMG I love my doggo. Always batting things off tables, being kind of antisocial, quietly purring during naps, blinking at me peacefully, meowing.

I'mma Tell My Kids This Is Jesus Sock

I'mma Tell My Kids This Is Jesus Sock

Jesus was breathtaking. He looked exactly like this and starred in multiple hollywood films. Get some laughs with this funny "I'mma tell my kids" meme featuring everyone's favorite messiah, Keanu!

Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Sock

Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Sock

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

Well If It Isn't My Old Nemesis, The Sun Sock

Well If It Isn't My Old Nemesis, The Sun Sock

Well If It Isn't My Old Nemesis, The Sun. Sunlight, sunshine, day time, even heat is a hard no from me. If those hot summer rays make you want to stay inside, then this is the design for you!

I Love My Dog (Seal) Sock

I Love My Dog (Seal) Sock

Look at my sweet wet baby pupper. Get some laughs with this humorous design that is decidedly not depicting a dog, but a seal.

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy Sock

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy Sock

Crunching leaves and crushing the patriarchy, the usual fall festivities! Show off you love of fall, autumn, feminism, and activism with this, "My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy" funny fall design!

You Are Worthy of My Grace - Kaworu Sock

You Are Worthy of My Grace - Kaworu Sock

"They look like really good friends!" said Netflix while dubbing Neon Genesis Evangelion. Come on... There's nothing straight about Shinji and Kaworu, let's be real here. Show your significant other the most complicated way of saying "I love you" with this Kaworu design!

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Sock

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Sock

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Sock

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Sock

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

My Job Here is Done/But You Didn't Do Anything - Sailor Moon Sock

My Job Here is Done/But You Didn't Do Anything - Sailor Moon Sock

"My job here is done." "But you didn't do anything." These Sailor Moon socks are perfect for any fans of anime, memes, the 90s and Sailor Moon!

Gimme the Cleats Boys And Free My Sole Sock

Gimme the Cleats Boys And Free My Sole Sock

I wanna get lost in the jocks and goals and drift away! Show your love of any sport that takes place on turf with this funny song parody!

My Milk Snake Brings All The Boys To The Yard Sock

My Milk Snake Brings All The Boys To The Yard Sock

My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "woah cool snake dude". Show some love for milk snakes with this cute punny design!

My Mermshake Brings All The Boys To The Sea Sock

My Mermshake Brings All The Boys To The Sea Sock

My mermshake brings all the boys to the sea - I could save you, but I'd have to charge. Show off your mermaid milkshake with this funny mermaid, song parody design!

Toast My Buns Sock

Toast My Buns Sock

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Sock

My Existence Is A Plot Twist Sock

Bet you didn't see that one coming did you? Neither did your parents. If you find yourself a walking plot twist, own it and always keep people guessing!

My Knee Hurts Sock

My Knee Hurts Sock

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

This Is My 1 Ft. Cock Sock

This Is My 1 Ft. Cock Sock

What are you waiting for? Now's your chance to show off that 1 ft. cock you've been hiding!

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