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My Body My Choice Funny Ornaments

Browse our collection of 64 My Body My Choice Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Let's Make Some Pour Choices Ornament

Let's Make Some Pour Choices Ornament

Sometimes we all got to 'wine' down and make some 'pour' choices. Let loose, relax, be free, no judgement.

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Ornament

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Ornament

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Back & Body Hurts Parody Ornament

Back & Body Hurts Parody Ornament

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Freezin' My Nips Off Ornament

Freezin' My Nips Off Ornament

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Deck My Halls Daddy Ornament

Deck My Halls Daddy Ornament

Tis the season and get a daddy to deck your halls!

Got My Eyes On You Ornament

Got My Eyes On You Ornament

Metaphorically, figuratively, or literally, let people know you got their eyes on them. Make them feel flattered... or cautious. Everything is subjective, the choice is yours.

Trying My Best (Sparkles) Ornament

Trying My Best (Sparkles) Ornament

Its hard out there. Let the world know you're just trying your best with this groovy lettering surrounded by sparkly stars!

When Will My Reflection Show Ornament

When Will My Reflection Show Ornament

When will my reflection show... who I am... outside. Get it? Because vampires don't have reflections. Anyways, enjoy this vintage take on an iconic lyric line that happens to apply to vampires too!

Speedrunning My Way Into Hell Ornament

Speedrunning My Way Into Hell Ornament

If your life choices, personality, and identity all seem to be conspiring to a speedrun straight to hell, own it with this funny sassy gamer design!

Oh No! My Leg It's Broken Ornament

Oh No! My Leg It's Broken Ornament

Oh no! Who did this? Who did this to the poor gingerbread man? Someone needs to fess up now!

Witch Don't Hex My Vibe Ornament

Witch Don't Hex My Vibe Ornament

Don't let other people hex your vibe with this funny parody witch design, perfect for vibing with the spooky spirit.

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy Ornament

My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy Ornament

Crunching leaves and crushing the patriarchy, the usual fall festivities! Show off you love of fall, autumn, feminism, and activism with this, "My Favorite Season Is The Fall Of The Patriarchy" funny fall design!

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Ornament

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Ornament

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Gimme the Cleats Boys And Free My Sole Ornament

Gimme the Cleats Boys And Free My Sole Ornament

I wanna get lost in the jocks and goals and drift away! Show your love of any sport that takes place on turf with this funny song parody!

Toast My Buns Ornament

Toast My Buns Ornament

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

My Knee Hurts Ornament

My Knee Hurts Ornament

Whether it's running, hopping, or walking the pain is inevitable. We all have moments where our knees have forsaken us.

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Ornament

My, What A Distinguished Gentlefrog Ornament

Truly, he is a work of art---a refined and civilized amphibian he is. Indubitably.

Lick My Stick Ornament

Lick My Stick Ornament

It's that time of year where everyone's favorite candy shows up! Have fun with this humorous take on this design, challenge your friends with this task, and make people around you have a good laugh!

Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Nicolas Cage Ornament

Despite All My Rage I Am Still Just a Nicolas Cage Ornament

Despite all my rage I am still just a Nicolas Cage. Your love of pop culture, Nicolas Cage memes, and Smashing Pumpkins parody puns will be made very apparent with this internet design. Nic Cage would be proud of your funny punny humor.

Dark Roast For My Dark Soul Ornament

Dark Roast For My Dark Soul Ornament

Nothing speaks louder than coffee roast that matches your soul. Let your baristas know your preference with this dark roast design!

I Love a Big Bass on My Rod Ornament

I Love a Big Bass on My Rod Ornament

Oh yeah, nothing like catching a nice big bass on your rod. Best placement ever.

I'm At My F***ing Limit (white) Ornament

I'm At My F***ing Limit (white) Ornament

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

I'm At My F***ing Limit (black) Ornament

I'm At My F***ing Limit (black) Ornament

Everybody around you be saying what their role is. But you? Nah, you're just at your F***ing limit.

We Gonna Party Like it's My Birthday (jesus) Ornament

We Gonna Party Like it's My Birthday (jesus) Ornament

Happy Birthday Jesus! Celebrate the birth of christ in this humorous christmas shirt.

Really Strong From Carrying My Emotional Baggage For So Long Ornament

Really Strong From Carrying My Emotional Baggage For So Long Ornament

How did I get these gains? Well, it was from all that heavy emotional weight I carry around in everything I do everyday of existence. Make light of your history and celebrate your gym progress with this design that's not afraid to make light of some hefty stuff.

Crushing On You Ornament

Crushing On You Ornament

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

Bake Me Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Comic Girl Ornament

Bake Me Cakes And Tell Me I'm Pretty Comic Girl Ornament

The key to my heart, my anger, my pain, and my sorrow is cake. So go make me some and also tell me I'm pretty.

Welcome to the Cat Parade Ornament

Welcome to the Cat Parade Ornament

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Ornament

Hi, I'm High Name Tag Ornament

Hi, I'm high. It's nice to meet you, happy 420!

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

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