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My Body My Choice Funny Blankets

Browse our collection of 28 My Body My Choice Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Trying My Best (Sparkles) Blanket

Trying My Best (Sparkles) Blanket

Its hard out there. Let the world know you're just trying your best with this groovy lettering surrounded by sparkly stars!

Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Blanket

Hell And Darkness My Old Friends Blanket

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

My Kink Is Cancelling Plans At The Last Minute Blanket

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

Satan Loves My Gay Ass Blanket

Satan Loves My Gay Ass Blanket

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

The Entire Cat Population Is My Best Friend Blanket

The Entire Cat Population Is My Best Friend Blanket

You have taken "cat lady" to a whole new level. Be besties with all the cats and be proud!

Welcome to the Cat Parade Blanket

Welcome to the Cat Parade Blanket

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Big Dick Stocks Blanket

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Twerk Team Corgi Blanket

Twerk Team Corgi Blanket

Oh my god, look at that fluffy little butt. That corgi is gonna twerk his way straight into my heart he is so unbelievably adorable. You convinced me to join Twerk Team Corgi you little cuddly puppy dog.

Wake Me When It's The 23rd Century Blanket

Wake Me When It's The 23rd Century Blanket

Wake me when it's the 23rd century. I just wanna be captain of my very own starship, preferably the S.S. Enterprise. Oh and I'll take some members of Star Fleet too...like Kirk...Spock...Picard...Worf...Data...I just want the entire crew that has ever set foot on any Enterprise. Thanks that would be my scifi dream so let me sleep until that happens.

Always Hungry - Kirby Blanket

Always Hungry - Kirby Blanket

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

Eggstra Blanket

Eggstra Blanket

I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg pun.

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

The Princess Is In Another Castle As F@#%in' Usual Blanket

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Witch Streamer Blanket

Witch Streamer Blanket

Thanks for tuning in to the witch stream, guys! Don't forget to check out my Patreon for cool stuff like exclusive potion recipes!

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket

Whoever Woke Me Up Is Going To Die Blanket

All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

Snake On Me Blanket

Snake On Me Blanket

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Satan Satan Bo Batan Blanket

Satan Satan Bo Batan Blanket

Banana Fana Fo Fatan, Mee My Mo Matan! Do the name game with your favorite Lord of Darkness with this fun, bouncy design!

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket

Please dont make me do stuff, I wan't to lay around in my comfy blanket and watch tv all day. Speak your mind without devoting energy to actually speaking with this awesome blanket.

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme The Bleat Boys Blanket

Gimme the bleat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock n roll, and scream away Get loud with the boys with this funny goat parody design!

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Call Me A Fellbeast Cause I Fell For You Blanket

Call Me A Fellbeast Cause I Fell For You Blanket

As the story goes: one valentine to rule my heart, one valentine to bind us! Won't you let me take you on a romantic flight? Maybe from Edoras to Meduseld? I promise I won't bite! ...Unless you want me to...

All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Blanket

All I Want Is To Powerwash Things Blanket

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

DracuWAAAH Blanket

DracuWAAAH Blanket

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

Gokoo Chicken Parody Blanket

Gokoo Chicken Parody Blanket

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Any Yoga I Do Is Hot Yoga Blanket

Any Yoga I Do Is Hot Yoga Blanket

Don't be afraid to show off your hot bod at the gym with this funny hot yoga inspired design! Let the world know that you are confident in the work you put into your body! You are hot, flaunt it!

Life Is Ouch Shooting Star Blanket

Life Is Ouch Shooting Star Blanket

What even is life? This parody design is perfect for laughing and/or crying at the absolute ridiculousness that is being alive in this plane of existence.

Medicated And Happy Blanket

Medicated And Happy Blanket

Life is so much better on a treatment plan! You can stop fighting so much with your body, and take back that time and energy to do the things that you love. Let folks know you're getting the help you need, and maybe encourage them to get it too!

Baby Got Books Blanket

Baby Got Books Blanket

Forget baby got back, this baby got books. So boys, stop staring at her ass and start admiring her brain because she is way smarter than you and she's looking for a mind who will respect her mind and her body. Nerd girls are the best.

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