Funny Old People Sassy Quotes Tank Tops

I'm learning this great new language it's called STFU. Show off your love of peace and quiet with this funny, "I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence" sassy design! Perfect for being left alone, wanting personal space, quiet time, and feeling sassy.

Do you ever find yourself wishing that people would just zip it for a moment? In a world where noise pollution is at an all-time high, finding moments of silence can feel like a rare gemstone. That's why we've designed the perfect t-shirt for those who wish more people were fluent in the art of silence. Our "I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence" tee is a hilarious nod to the joy of peace and quiet. With its sassy text and bold design, it's the perfect way to show off your cheeky sense of humor, and your love of solitude. So the next time you're feeling a little overwhelmed by the noise, just slip on this shirt and smile, safe in the knowledge that you're not alone in valuing a little peace and quiet. Available in a range of sizes, it's perfect for anyone who wants to make a statement, and look great while doing it. From coffee shops to libraries, and trains to parks, wherever you go, let your tee do the talking. Enjoy the silence!

Keep to yourself and avoid people with this funny, "I Want Abs-olutely No One To Talk To Me" awkward, sassy design! Perfect for staying in, alone time, feeling sassy, gym humor, being left alone and not wanting to people.

Keep to yourself and avoid people with this funny, "I Want Abs-olutely No One To Talk To Me" awkward, sassy design! Perfect for staying in, alone time, feeling sassy, gym humor, being left alone and not wanting to people.

Tell the annoying haters and rude boys to back off with this funny, "Are You A Software Update? Because Not Now" sassy design! Perfect for a computer nerd, sassy people, feeling sassy, sassy jokes, and being left alone!

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

Don't try me, I mean it. Show that you're not to be messed with and let people know "Do Not Try Me I'm Not A Sample" with this sassy design. Perfect for having attitude, being tough and sassy.

Don't try me, I mean it. Show that you're not to be messed with and let people know "Do Not Try Me I'm Not A Sample" with this sassy design. Perfect for having attitude, being tough and sassy.

Show others they don't have to worry, you have so much sass it's free of charge with this "Free Sass" sassy design! Perfect for feeling sass, sarcastic people, sassy gifts, and embracing your fabulous attitude.

Show others they don't have to worry, you have so much sass it's free of charge with this "Free Sass" sassy design! Perfect for feeling sass, sarcastic people, sassy gifts, and embracing your fabulous attitude.

If anyone asks you why you don't particularly like them too much, just tell them, "Don't Worry, I Hate Everyone Equally" and make them feel even less special! This funny and sassy shirt is perfect for anyone who isn't much of a people person, but doesn't want to make anyone feel left out! Get your hate on with this funny antisocial tee!

If anyone asks you why you don't particularly like them too much, just tell them, "Don't Worry, I Hate Everyone Equally" and make them feel even less special! This funny and sassy shirt is perfect for anyone who isn't much of a people person, but doesn't want to make anyone feel left out! Get your hate on with this funny antisocial tee!

If anyone asks you why you don't particularly like them too much, just tell them, "Don't Worry, I Hate Everyone Equally" and make them feel even less special! This funny and sassy shirt is perfect for anyone who isn't much of a people person, but doesn't want to make anyone feel left out! Get your hate on with this funny antisocial tee!

Show off your sassy attitude with this funny, "It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste" sassy quote design! Perfect for being sassy, sassy humor, sassy quotes, and sassy gifts!

Show off your sassy attitude with this funny, "It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste" sassy quote design! Perfect for being sassy, sassy humor, sassy quotes, and sassy gifts!

If you're constantly bombarded with unwanted attention, this "Are You A Software Update? Because Not Now" t-shirt will help you keep people at bay! No more being interrupted in the middle of important tasks, because this sassy tee provides a cheeky reminder that you're not to be disturbed. It's perfect for computer nerds, tech enthusiasts, or anyone who values their personal space. The humorous design is sure to make onlookers stop and chuckle, while also making it clear that you're not to be messed with. Whether you wear this shirt out for a walk or to work, it's sure to make a statement and get people talking (or not talking, as the case may be!). If you're looking for a fun and witty way to express your need for space, this t-shirt is just the thing. So why wait? Add it to your cart and start asserting your independence today!

I've got plenty of hobbies! Some of them are drinking wine, doing yoga, and judging you from my yoga mat. Get a laugh at the gym, at your yoga class, or out and about with this funny yoga t shirt perfect for the sassy classy smart assy person who loves to drink wine, do some yoga, and silently judge people from afar.

I've got plenty of hobbies! Some of them are drinking wine, doing yoga, and judging you from my yoga mat. Get a laugh at the gym, at your yoga class, or out and about with this funny yoga t shirt perfect for the sassy classy smart assy person who loves to drink wine, do some yoga, and silently judge people from afar.

I've got plenty of hobbies! Some of them are drinking wine, doing yoga, and judging you from my yoga mat. Get a laugh at the gym, at your yoga class, or out and about with this funny yoga t shirt perfect for the sassy classy smart assy person who loves to drink wine, do some yoga, and silently judge people from afar.

Show off your sassy, sarcastic personality with this "I Have No Feelings Only Sarcasm" sassy design! Perfect if you love sarcasm, have no feelings, sassy people, sarcastic people, sassy gifts, and love to be sassy and sarcastic!

Show off your sassy, sarcastic personality with this "I Have No Feelings Only Sarcasm" sassy design! Perfect if you love sarcasm, have no feelings, sassy people, sarcastic people, sassy gifts, and love to be sassy and sarcastic!

Sorry, I'd help you but I'm not an avocado! Show that you're doing your best with this funny, "I Can't Please Everyone I'm Not An Avocado" avocado design! Perfect for loving guac, avocados, and feelin sassy!

Sorry, I'd help you but I'm not an avocado! Show that you're doing your best with this funny, "I Can't Please Everyone I'm Not An Avocado" avocado design! Perfect for loving guac, avocados, and feelin sassy!

Yeah, I'm good. Show the world that you'd rather stay in with this, "If It Requires Fake Smiling I'll Pass" sassy humor design! Great for showing off your sass, sassy quotes, and attitude!

Yeah, I'm good. Show the world that you'd rather stay in with this, "If It Requires Fake Smiling I'll Pass" sassy humor design! Great for showing off your sass, sassy quotes, and attitude!

Show off your sassy side with this "Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of Rolling My Eyes" sassy design! Perfect for being sassy, sarcastic, taking no crap, rolling your eyes, and sassy humor!

Show off your sassy side with this "Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of Rolling My Eyes" sassy design! Perfect for being sassy, sarcastic, taking no crap, rolling your eyes, and sassy humor!

Forget all the haters with this sassy design featuring the text "You're Just Jelly" with an illustration of a sassy jellyfish! Perfect for feeling sassy, animal puns, animal jokes, jellyfish gifts, jealous jokes, jealous quotes, and showing off your confidence!

Forget all the haters with this sassy design featuring the text "You're Just Jelly" with an illustration of a sassy jellyfish! Perfect for feeling sassy, animal puns, animal jokes, jellyfish gifts, jealous jokes, jealous quotes, and showing off your confidence!

This punny shirt reads, "Nesting Bitch Face" and is perfect for anyone who loves puns and isn't ashamed of their RBF! Use this shirt to tell people that you aren't angry, that's just your face!