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Are you better than other people? No. Are you SMARTER than other people? Maaaaaybe. Show that you have brains and wit with this this funny shirt design featuring the phrase "I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anyone. Just Smarter.

Tell the annoying haters and rude boys to back off with this funny, "Are You A Software Update? Because Not Now" sassy design! Perfect for a computer nerd, sassy people, feeling sassy, sassy jokes, and being left alone!

Show off your sassy attitude with this funny, "It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste" sassy quote design! Perfect for being sassy, sassy humor, sassy quotes, and sassy gifts!

Show off your sassy attitude with this funny, "It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste" sassy quote design! Perfect for being sassy, sassy humor, sassy quotes, and sassy gifts!

If you're constantly bombarded with unwanted attention, this "Are You A Software Update? Because Not Now" t-shirt will help you keep people at bay! No more being interrupted in the middle of important tasks, because this sassy tee provides a cheeky reminder that you're not to be disturbed. It's perfect for computer nerds, tech enthusiasts, or anyone who values their personal space. The humorous design is sure to make onlookers stop and chuckle, while also making it clear that you're not to be messed with. Whether you wear this shirt out for a walk or to work, it's sure to make a statement and get people talking (or not talking, as the case may be!). If you're looking for a fun and witty way to express your need for space, this t-shirt is just the thing. So why wait? Add it to your cart and start asserting your independence today!

Yeah, I'm good. Show the world that you'd rather stay in with this, "If It Requires Fake Smiling I'll Pass" sassy humor design! Great for showing off your sass, sassy quotes, and attitude!

Yeah, I'm good. Show the world that you'd rather stay in with this, "If It Requires Fake Smiling I'll Pass" sassy humor design! Great for showing off your sass, sassy quotes, and attitude!

Show that you're not full of yourself, you're just hilarious, with this funny sassy tee. This funny quote shirt features the phrase "I Don't Think I'm BETTER Than Anyone. Just Funnier.

Show that you are one fierce betch comprised of pure sass and sexiness! This funny, sassy sexy shirt reads "I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anyone, Just Sexier.

I'm just like you. Only Prettier. Show that you're very pretty (and a little petty) in this funny sassy shirt featuring the phrase "I Don't think I'm Better than anyone. Just Prettier.

Strut your self esteem with this funny, sassy shirt. This comfy graphic tee features the phrase "I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anyone. Just Prettier.

Wear your hubris with pride! This funny, brazen is perfect for showing off you sense of humor. This design features the phrase "I Don't Think I'm BETTER Than Anyone. Just Funnier.

This funny sassy tee is for the shady bitch in all of us. Show that you throw throw more shade than a cloudy day with this shirt featuring the phrase "If throwing shade burned calories I'd be one skinny bitch.

This funny sassy tee is for the shady bitch in all of us. Show that you throw throw more shade than a cloudy day with this shirt featuring the phrase "If throwing shade burned calories I'd be one skinny bitch.

This funny sassy tee is for the shady bitch in all of us. Show that you throw throw more shade than a cloudy day with this shirt featuring the phrase "If throwing shade burned calories I'd be one skinny bitch.

This t-shirt was made for those who possess a certain level of intellect without being cocky about it. It's for those who know they are smart but don't feel the need to look down on others. This shirt is perfect for universities, libraries, book clubs, and even meetings or gatherings with like-minded intellectuals. "I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anyone Just Smarter" brings out the wittiest and smartest persona in you, so don't hesitate to wear it and make a statement. With its catchy phrase printed on it, you are sure to turn heads and start an intellectual conversation or two. It's not just a shirt, it's a message for the world to embrace intelligence without being arrogant. Grab one now and share the love, because being smart is sexy!

Looking for a way to make a fashion statement without having to make small talk with strangers? Introducing our Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come t-shirt! This shirt is perfect for those who prefer the company of their cat over a room full of people. Whether you're an awkward weirdo, a shy introvert, or just not feeling it today, this shirt will let everyone know that you're not here to impress. Our sarcastic shirt is great for those who love party shirts, introvert shirts, and making awkward jokes. You don't have to be a social butterfly to make a statement in this tee. So why force yourself to attend boring parties and events when you can make a bold statement with our Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come t-shirt? Get yours today and show the world that you'd rather be at home binge-watching your favorite show (or napping).

Drunk friend at the bar or Kanye West? You be the judge. Show off your funny Twitter humor with this, "I No Longer Have A Manager. I Can't Be Managed." Kanye tweet design! Perfect for feeling sassy, trendy, and getting your "free thinking" on!

Drunk friend at the bar or Kanye West? You be the judge. Show off your funny Twitter humor with this, "I No Longer Have A Manager. I Can't Be Managed." Kanye tweet design! Perfect for feeling sassy, trendy, and getting your "free thinking" on!