Funny Old People Sassy Quotes Coffee Mugs

I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People. Which is why you need this sassy mug to tell everyone to leave you alone until you've had your coffee. You're not a morning person, it's okay that's what coffee is for.

I'm learning this great new language it's called STFU. Show off your love of peace and quiet with this funny, "I Wish More People Were Fluent In Silence" sassy design! Perfect for being left alone, wanting personal space, quiet time, and feeling sassy.

It's hard to talk to people, especially when you hate it. This sassy design features the text "I Hate Talking To People About Things" perfect if you're apathetic, misanthropic, annoyed, feeling quiet, anti-social, awkward, socially anxious or just an introvert!

Keep to yourself and avoid people with this funny, "I Want Abs-olutely No One To Talk To Me" awkward, sassy design! Perfect for staying in, alone time, feeling sassy, gym humor, being left alone and not wanting to people.

Tell the annoying haters and rude boys to back off with this funny, "Are You A Software Update? Because Not Now" sassy design! Perfect for a computer nerd, sassy people, feeling sassy, sassy jokes, and being left alone!

Don't try me, I mean it. Show that you're not to be messed with and let people know "Do Not Try Me I'm Not A Sample" with this sassy design. Perfect for having attitude, being tough and sassy.

Show others they don't have to worry, you have so much sass it's free of charge with this "Free Sass" sassy design! Perfect for feeling sass, sarcastic people, sassy gifts, and embracing your fabulous attitude.

Show off your sassy side with this "Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of Rolling My Eyes" sassy design! Perfect for being sassy, sarcastic, taking no crap, rolling your eyes, and sassy humor!

Sorry, I'd help you but I'm not an avocado! Show that you're doing your best with this funny, "I Can't Please Everyone I'm Not An Avocado" avocado design! Perfect for loving guac, avocados, and feelin sassy!

Yeah, I'm good. Show the world that you'd rather stay in with this, "If It Requires Fake Smiling I'll Pass" sassy humor design! Great for showing off your sass, sassy quotes, and attitude!

Introducing the latest addition to your petty wardrobe, the Blow Me Dandelion mug! With this sassy and hilarious design, you'll have the perfect way to tell the annoying people in your life to buzz off. Featuring a colorful and lifelike dandelion alongside the famous "Blow Me" phrase, you can show off your sarcastic side to the world. Whether you're enjoying your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or nighttime hot cocoa, this mug will be sure to put a smile on your face and make you feel empowered. It's the ultimate gift for any friend who needs a little extra oomph in standing up for themselves or just loves to add some snarky humor to their life. So go ahead, embrace your sass and let this Blow Me Dandelion mug speak for you!

This feminist mug is perfect for when you're sick of mansplaining, unwanted political debates and just people in general. "Stop talking" illustrated with cute rainbows and sparkles. This bitch mug is great for fans of sassy quotes, feminist quotes, sassy mug and feminist mugs.

Show off your sassy attitude with this funny, "It's Okay If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste" sassy quote design! Perfect for being sassy, sassy humor, sassy quotes, and sassy gifts!

There's nothing better in the morning than silence. Appreciate the finer things in life the next time you drink up a nice cup of coffee let those around you know what you really want.

There's nothing better in the morning than silence. Appreciate the finer things in life the next time you drink up a nice cup of coffee let those around you know what you really want.

This sassy mug is perfect for the sad girl who's just about so stressed out because your 20s are absolute hell but that's ok, "choo choo my life is a trainwreck!." This funny internet mug is great for fans of meme mugs, sad mug, sassy quotes, sad quotes and sad jokes.

Channel your inner Bart Simpson with this funny, "Eat My Shorts" retro comeback! Perfect for being nostalgic, being sassy, nostalgia, and being left alone!

Show everyone that you just don't care with this, "Behold The Field Of F**ks I Give and See That It Is Barren" sassy humor design! Perfect for not giving a crap, being sassy, and sarcastic!

Life is hard. Dream of being free in the sea with this funny mermaid design featuring the text "Being A Person Is Hard Why Can't I Be A Mermaid" for your adulting struggles. Perfect for a mermaid lover, mermaid gifts, becoming a mermaid and avoiding responsibility!

Be the most glamorous, beautiful, and trendy girl you can be in the morning, no matter what the cost! This humorous coffee mug reading "I Like My Coffee The Way I Like My Men: Rich," is sure to match any glam girl's style, and keep your office desk looking on fleek!