Delight Ornaments

Here for only a good time and not a long time? What are you waiting for? Let people know how fun and friendly you are with this lovely approachable design!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Introducing our whimsical and enchanting "Let me be weird in peace (unicorn)" garden flag, designed for all the free-spirited souls who believe in embracing their quirks unapologetically. This adorable flag features a charming unicorn, known for its legendary individuality and magical existence. With a touch of fantasy and a dash of humor, this garden flag serves as a delightful reminder to let your inner weirdness shine, while also promoting a tranquil environment for you to embrace your true self. Crafted with utmost care and attention to detail, this unique garden flag is like a portal to a world where being different is not only accepted but celebrated. It serves as a whimsical conversation starter, instantly adding a playful touch to your outdoor space. Let this delightful unicorn garden flag be a symbol of self-expression, reminding everyone to embrace their individuality and find joy in their own quirky ways. So, go ahead, let your inner unicorn roam freely, and create a peaceful garden oasis where you can be wonderfully weird, without any judgment or inhibitions!

Show off your love of the sweet, savory delights of breakfast with this arrangement of bacon, eggs, a pancake stack, and buttery syrup in an anime aesthetic. Perfect for loving breakfast foods and anime vibes.

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Introducing our hilarious and festive "I Get Handsy For The Holidays (Turkey Hand)" t-shirt, designed to bring some lighthearted humor to your holiday celebrations! Perfect for those who embrace the playful spirit of the season, this unique t-shirt showcases a comical twist on the classic hand turkey art. Imagine the laughter and joy that will fill the room as you proudly wear this shirt, sporting a hand turkey with a mischievous expression. The design exemplifies the joy of the holidays, capturing the childlike essence of creating hand turkeys during Thanksgiving festivities. It's a playful nod to those who love to get a little handsy and crafty during this special time of the year. So go ahead and wear this shirt to your family gathering, festive parties, or casual get-togethers, and spread the contagious holiday cheer to everyone around you. Let this t-shirt serve as a reminder to embrace your inner child and delight in the simple joys of the holiday season!