Delight Socks

he was the harbinger of doom. And if you ever se him, disaster is about to strike. All of the other cryptids, love to watch with great delight!

Rainbows and possums - a perfect match! They're both magical and people squeal with delight when seeing them. Great for the rainbow obsessed possum lovers out there!

Cockadoodledoo, we'll put a spell on you! These roosters and hens fly through the night, scaring trick or treaters, much to their delight!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

These neon green skulls almost glow! Perfect for spooky season or skull pattern lovers - radiate haunting energy any time of the year. Smiling skeletons and a ghoulish green glow are sure to delight and fright!

Delight your video chat and virtual meetings with this funny, "I'm Not Wearing Pants" remote worker design. Perfect for freelancers, telecommuting, and working from home - or just not wearing pants!

Show off your love of the sweet, savory delights of breakfast with this arrangement of bacon, eggs, a pancake stack, and buttery syrup in an anime aesthetic. Perfect for loving breakfast foods and anime vibes.

Celebrate the delight that is donuts and sprinkles with this cute dessert pattern! Perfect for donut gifts, donut lovers, junk food love, food gifts, and food patterns!

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

POG HOG = POG PIG = POGGERS HOGGERS! Twitch streamers and gamers know, "pog" is used in response to something causing excitement or delight. Also "poggers" and " pog" are used in the Twitch community to mean "play of the game"; you can be "pogchamp.

As intriguing as the name suggests, our Popsicle Penises are a naughty twist to a classic summer treat. These frozen delights pack a spicy punch that will leave your taste buds craving for more. Perfect for those who prefer a subtle touch of NSFW in their wardrobe - it's a great conversation starter that needs no introduction. With its innocuous packaging, it's the perfect product to shock your friends and family when they least expect it. So, whether you're looking to add a little whimsy and humor to your sock collection or want to gift it to your cheeky friends, Popsicle Penises are guaranteed to be a hit. Don't hesitate, embrace the quirky and fun side of life with Popsicle Penises!

Looking for a punny way to express your love for one of the hottest rappers in the game? Look no further than Toast Malone, the hilarious and hip sock product that's sure to turn heads. This unique footwear item is designed with the foodie in mind, featuring a clever pun on this beloved rapper's name that will leave your friends and family chuckling with delight. Perfect for wearing to music festivals, hip hop concerts, or just lounging around the house, Toast Malone is the ultimate way to show off your personality and sense of humor. With its comfortable fit and eye-catching design, these socks are sure to become your go-to accessory for any occasion, from casual outings to fancy soires. So why wait? Order Toast Malone today and get ready to spread the love of your favorite artist with every step you take!