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Phallic Christmas Cookies Ornament
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Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsIngrid G.2023-12-06
Incredible quality!
This ornament showed up with fast shipping speed. It's going to make a fantastic stocking stuffer for my friend.
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Lisa D.2023-11-25
Love my goose ornament!
I have four naughty geese, so this was perfect for my tree! Thank you!
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Heidi F.2023-11-25
Was Perfect!
Was Perfect!
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Tracey C.2023-11-12
Well made!
I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of these ornaments. I love mine!
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Jessica B.2023-11-12
Nice
Very nice detail and artwork. Very happy with product.
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Ryan Z.2023-11-12
Perfect Stocking Stuffers
I got a few of these as stocking stuffers for my family. I think they will be a big hit!
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Kevin P.2023-11-12
Great Print
Vibrant print, and durable ceramic. I will buy more!
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Jessica B.2023-11-12
Hilarious And Perfect Gift
I needed to get some gifts for coworkers and didn't know what to get until I saw these. I think these will go over well and I got some funny ones.
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Jessica B.2023-11-12
Lovely
Nice detail and artwork. Very happy with product.
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Kelly M.2023-11-08
Absolutely adorable!
Absolutely adorable!
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