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A sailor walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar tend and tells a tall tale of a mermaid -- however this one is different he insists. "It had the head, body of a fish and the legs of a man!". Behold, the Reverse mermaid.

This t-shirt is the ultimate apology for being a woman who speaks her mind fearlessly and possesses a pair of top-notch breasts. So often, women are made to feel like they have to choose between being smart, opinionated, and self-assured or focusing on their looks and being desirable. But this t-shirt proudly says, "I'm sorry for not conforming to your expectations, but I won't apologize for being who I am." Whether you wear it to a protest or just around town, this shirt makes a bold statement about empowerment, body positivity, and feminism. This t-shirt is more than just a fashion statement. It's a reminder to embrace who you are and the power you hold as a woman with great thoughts and great looks. Wear it with confidence and don't let anyone make you feel ashamed for being smart or sexy or both. Because, let's face it, the world needs more women who are unapologetic about their opinions and their bodies. Get your "Sorry For Having Great Tits & Correct Opinions" t-shirt now and let your voice be heard!

He may not be real, but hes real in our hearts! Get sappy with this cute romantic Mothman design.

I Love U Bitch.

There's no love quite like Mothman love <3 happy vibes awe.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas and a daddy for the new year! Santa daddy is comin' to your town! Show your love for sexy daddies, Christmas and say Feliz Navidad with this funny and sexy, Santa daddy, Feliz Navidad, Christmas, Santa shirt!

~~intergalactic radio static~~ CALLING ALL SEXY SPACE ALIENS! Ride a rocket like it's your damn job! This particular alien babe is going to the moon, wanna ride?

You read that right. This sick as hell unicorn is ripping mad cheese in space, blasting out 1080 kick flips like its nothing. On top of that, it looks like it's straight off some crusty old fisherman's butt cheek. What else do you want?

Spooky season isn't ready for the Harbinger of Halloween - Mothman! Show off your love for Halloween, cryptids, and the fall season with this spooky, pumpkin and leaves, Mothman mashup.

Damn Mothman, you thicc! Rockin' those stilettos and poppin that booty! Strut that stuff!

If your a sussy imposter and cant hold in your sussy nature, show off your six pack and rock this hilarious among us parody inspired by the classic 80s hit.

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just one step ahead of disaster. Not my fault that it follows me everywhere I go!! The perfect design for fans of Mothman and the Little Miss Memes!

Yeah, I watch anime, and yeah, I'm hot af. Sexy Baka bimbo? Or Baka Baddie.... yes... I think both.

Big Foot might be shy, but he cares about gay rights, trans rights, and POC rights! One might venture to say ... he's elusive AND inclusive.

You're such a legendary dad, hard to believe you're real! Show off your love of cryptids, dad jokes, nature, and being a dad with this funny, "Crypdad" bigfoot sasquatch design!

Cthulhu, a constant threat that could bring on a horrifying end to the world...or perhaps the cutest? This cute-thulhu will bring on the end times with rainbows and kisses, just you wait.

The most ribbiting cryptid must be the frogmen of Loveland Ohio! Show off your love for cryptids and frogs with this Loveland Frogmen Cryptid Society design.

Oh, you know how it is after a long days work of planting the seeds of chaos. Ya see that field over there, that one's got the seed of destruction in it, and that one's got the seed of disaster. Oh, that one? That's just carrots. Don't pay them any mind.

Are you as sexy and talented as this duck? If you are, this here is your spirit animal! Bring out your inner pin-up girl and dance your heart away like this little baddie.

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Dubious little creature getting up to mischief... this is no good. We all know Mothman is really up to no good. west virginia folklore mythology myth creatures wings big eyes internet creature tiktok dubious little creature tiktok getting up to mischief tiktok.

cryptids only come out of hiding to get RIPPED! flex those muscles and strut that stuff! Great for fans of body building and cryptids!

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If your life is all about neon lights and believing in unicorns, this radical 80s inspired design is for you! Perfect for cruising around at night searching for mythical creatures while blasting synthwave tunes.

Oh I'm horny alright.....horny for MEMES. What? You're saying I should be saying "excited" for memes, because I'm really just trying to convey my enthusiasm for it? IDK, sounds less horny to me.

Show off your powerful chaotic aura with this rainbow pastel unicorn design! perfect for becoming your most powerful, elusive, and chaotic self.

Behold the wonderous unifrog! Be cute n goofy with this adorable illustration that dares onlookers to dream big dreams of frogs with sick rainbow horns adorned their lil heads!

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

Flirt with bae like a horndogged-half-goat-person with this funny d&d and fantasy inspired satyr pun! Perfect for a nerdy Valentine day gift or setting the mood for your next campaign.

Santa Sasquatch is coming to town! Show that you believe in Bigfoot and Santa this holiday season with this "Believe" Santa Sasquatch design. Great for holidays, Christmas, and loving urban legends.

Santa Sasquatch is coming to town! Show that you believe in Bigfoot and Santa this holiday season with this "Believe" Santa Sasquatch design. Great for holidays, Christmas, and loving urban legends.