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Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

There's no love quite like Mothman love <3 happy vibes awe.

I Love U Bitch.

Charlie the most badass, most free and most wild of all Unicorns!

Show off your powerful chaotic aura with this rainbow pastel unicorn design! perfect for becoming your most powerful, elusive, and chaotic self.

Ed, Edd n Eddy's favorite wooden companion, Jonny 2x4's "imaginary friend," becomes an anime character in this 90's inspired design. Sexy Planke-kun is on the way to steal your waifu!

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

I Froggin' Love You! I want someone to look at me like this frog looks at his Valentine. Celebrate hoppy-ness and love with this froggy companion!

Get yeti for the winter season with this cute and funny yeti, winter time design! Perfect for those chilly, winter, cozy, cryptid nights in!

We wish you a Merry Mothmas, we wish you a Merry Mothmas! Show off your legendary, holiday cheer with this "Merry Mothmas" Christmas Mothman design! Featuring Mothman in a santa outfit with Christmas lights and holly.

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Mercorn? Seahorse-icorn? Unimaid? Confused narwhal? If you are several layers of magical, mythical, powerful, majestic, elusive, legendary, sparkly, and mesmerizing, this extremely chromatic hippocampus with a unicorn horn is for you!

Whose the daddiest dad of this swamp? Show the world you're the meanest, greenest, beefiest hunk of sexy ogre with this funny parody design!

"Do I Nocturn You On?" Mothman whispers in your ear in the dead of night... is this your cryptid fantasy, Mothman in lingerie, a nocturnal mysterious creature, a forbidden romance? Then this is the design for you! cryptid nerd mothman jokes nsfw mothman mothman love occult cryptid society cryptozoology mothman sexy men lingerie mothman daddy mothman puns mothman cryptid cryptid mothman lingerie mothman gifts mothman funny mothman do i nocturn you on?

Support sasquatch and your local cryptids with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Bigfoot, retro parks patch inspired design! Perfect for loving cryptids, cryptozoology, sasquatch, bigfoot, and exploring the wilderness!

Ermahgerd you found Bigfert! Show off your love of all things cryptid, silly, and sasquatch with this funny, "Bigfert" simple line drawing design of Bigfoot!

The Mothman Tarot predicts danger will follow you. Wether that danger falls upon others, or upon you, is up to you. this cryptid represents danger, secrecy, and hiding.

These adorable, yet creepy cards are great for fans of collecting Tarots. Wether you just like collecting tarots or choose to use them for devination, this is the perfect design for you!

Give it up for the high femme high priestess of Cryptids herself, the legendary Flatwoods Monster! Show off your love for all things creepy and cute, Cryptids and tarot cards with this Cryptozoological twist on the High Priestess Tarot Card greeting card design!

I'm thirsty and want to be watered and propagated, Daddy...show off your kinky plant love with this funny, "Propagate Me, Daddy" sweaty and thirsty, plant design. Perfect for NSFW plant lovers and lovers of all kinds!

This immortal creature of the night howls at the moon and drinks toilet water more than blood. Get some spooky vibes going with this funny and cute vampire dog parody!

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

Are you about as antisocial and introverted as the elusive cryptid? Show off your antisocial pride with this introverted and Antisocial Cryptid Club greeting card!

Choose your player in the game of Cryptozoology! Whether or not you choose Nessie, Mothman or Bigfoot it's sure to be a fun game! Show off your love for Cryptids and Gaming with this funny, Cryptozoology, nerdy, gamer greeting card!

And I'm not talking about big socks either! If you wanna know more, then honey, just give me your number~ Big foot's got big plans if you know what i'm sayin.

Transform into a magical, mythical sailor scout with this cute mahou shoujo mermaid design! Perfect for fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, and being an elusive sea witch/cryptid worthy of song and legend!

What's that creeping around Fresno California in the middle of the night? Is it aliens, is it walking pants? Who knows the fresno Nightcrawlers are a mystery to this day! Show off your love for the legendary, mysterious and a bit silly Nightcrawlers from Fresno California with this Fresno California Nightcrawlers Cryptid Society greeting card.

What's that creeping around Fresno California in the middle of the night? Is it aliens, is it walking pants? Who knows the fresno Nightcrawlers are a mystery to this day! Show off your love for the legendary, mysterious and a bit silly Nightcrawlers from Fresno California with this Fresno California Nightcrawlers Cryptid Society greeting card.