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Mothterial Gworl! I want doom and gloom! Show off your love for cryptids and Mothman and be a material girl obsessed with Cryptids with this funny, parody design.

Are you a part of the full moon society? A club specifically for people who feel a little more wild during the night... Especially those who have a craving for flesh when the sun goes down.

Be as unfindable and mysterious and GAY as a legendary unicorn with this neon design inspired by the famous sixteenth century Unicorn tapestries!

Perfect for carving a gnarly boneless over some goats at night! This rad as heck Chupacabra skateboarder design does not suck, but it does shred.

The sun's out so it's time to get those guns out! Show off your sexy swole under the sun with this design!

Look at me, I'm an absolute legend! Show off your crassy sassy unicorn ass with this funny unicorn design!

Careful with the way you take that bread out of the pan... It's hot, bothered, and you're gonna make it crumb.

Hoi! Am lerk ners. Am cryptid. pls don't do me a heckin' frighten. I'm easily startled and will hide.

You know in your candy heart that I am a sexy bitch!! Flaunt your wiles with this funny sassy candy heart design perfect for all the sexy bitches out there.

Nothing says Valentine's Day like a sultry look from a beautiful lady on your arm---literally tattooed on your arm, that is! Or in this case, a shirt. Why not give a gift of some painless ink?

Support Nessie and your local legends of the wild with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Nessie, retro parks patch-inspired design! Perfect for loving lakes, creatures, myths, legends, and exploring the wilderness!

Behold the rare sighting that is my cat! Show off your love of cats, cryptids, and your cat being a cryptid with this, "My Cat Is A Cryptid" bigfoot cat design!

This cat is a friggin' legend. Embrace your love of cats and cryptids with this funny Cryptid Cat drawing! Perfect for exploring nature, loving cats, and searching for Sasquatch cats!

Flirt with bae like a horndogged-half-goat-person with this funny d&d and fantasy inspired satyr pun! Perfect for a nerdy Valentine day gift or setting the mood for your next campaign.

If there's any craft that most people can master, it would be the art of bitchcraft. Now go out in the world and practice the most powerful bitch spell you can conjure!

Run run run, as fast as you can, you can't stop me, i'm the ginger mothman!

Finally, a sweater pattern for those mothman lovers out there! Why wear any old ugly sweater when you can wear a MOTHMAN ugly sweater? Disasterous AND seasonal!

Does that make me queer for cryptozoology? You betcha. Tickle your queer, cryptid-loving fancy with this tee!

I wish you'd step back from that ledge Mothman. Cut ties with all the lies you've been living in. Show your love of cryptids and 90s rock with this funny song parody design.

Stressed Depressed and Cryptid Obsessed. Show that your cryptid obsession is the only thing getting you out of bed in the morning with this Mothman and Pepe Silvia meme inspired design.

The Mothman Tarot predicts danger will follow you. Wether that danger falls upon others, or upon you, is up to you. this cryptid represents danger, secrecy, and hiding.

Even when you don't believe in Cryptids or yourself, at least Cryptids will always believe in you. <3 This cute, positive Mothman shirt is perfect for any aspiring Cryptozoologist!

Support sasquatch and your local cryptids with this funny, "Protect The Wildlife" Bigfoot, retro parks patch inspired design! Perfect for loving cryptids, cryptozoology, sasquatch, bigfoot, and exploring the wilderness!

Protect the supernatural wildlife with this retro embroidery patch inspired Mothman design, perfect for spooking yourself out as you read too deeply into shadows moving in the dark, and howls in the night.

We wish you a very Cryptid Christmas! Enjoy the holidays and show who you truly believe in -- Santa Mothman.

I'm kitten ready to suck purr blood, mleh, mleh!!... Unless you have snacks. Snacks are good too. This adorable chonky vamPURR is great for cat lovers who want to add to their collection of kitty products!

What do the paranormal talk about when they go camping? Ghost stories, of course! It's kinda a ritual when you go sleeping in the great outdoors.

A sailor walks into a bar, he goes over to the bar tend and tells a tall tale of a mermaid -- however this one is different he insists. "It had the head, body of a fish and the legs of a man!". Behold, the Reverse mermaid.

Charlie the most badass, most free and most wild of all Unicorns!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!

Defy the non-believers this holiday season with this cool Krampus shirt! Krampus is a beast-like creature from the folklore of Alpine countries thought to punish children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Krampus is said to capture particularly naughty children in his sack and carry them away to his lair. Perfect for Christmas!