Trending Penis V Neck Ornaments

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

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Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Merry Dickmas! Get wild this holiday season with these suggestive sugar cookies.

Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Swiftly to the polls! Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, My Rights are not a game!

Banning abortions only means banning safe abortions! Show that everyone deserves bodily autonomy and health care with this, "Safe Abortions For All" pro-choice, human rights design!

You had ONE job... and you epically failed the people. Let this design speak for you with a modern take on a classic meme in response to the Supreme courts Roe V Wade ruling.

Abort the court! The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. scotus abortion repro rights roe v wade roe v wade overturned roe v.

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

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Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

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You ever have those moments where your bones just wanna impersonate rice crispies? Because same.

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I may be slow, but know that my heart beats fast for you, Valentine! There's no shell about it, I just love you that much <3 Spread some love this Valentine's season with this cute snail design!

I may be slow, but know that my heart beats fast for you, Valentine! There's no shell about it, I just love you that much <3 Spread some love this Valentine's season with this cute snail design!