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Trending Penis V Neck Ornaments

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Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Ornament

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Ornament

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Ornament

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Ornament

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this tarot card parody. The Devil works hard, but 90s kids work harder.

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Big Dick Stocks Ornament

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Ornament

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Ornament

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament

Chonky Chode Chakra Ornament

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Snap Crackle Pop Ornament

Snap Crackle Pop Ornament

You ever have those moments where your bones just wanna impersonate rice crispies? Because same.

Cockbuster Ornament

Cockbuster Ornament

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

I Love You Snaily Much Ornament

I Love You Snaily Much Ornament

I may be slow, but know that my heart beats fast for you, Valentine! There's no shell about it, I just love you that much <3 Spread some love this Valentine's season with this cute snail design!

Space Brownie Peens Ornament

Space Brownie Peens Ornament

Frosted Peens Crackers Ornament

Frosted Peens Crackers Ornament

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You Make Me Corny Ornament

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

Princess Penis Pattern Ornament

Princess Penis Pattern Ornament

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament

Pastel Penis Pattern Ornament

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia Pattern Ornament

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Naughty Donuts Ornament

Naughty Donuts Ornament

Oh man, these pasteries are gonna make me doNUT. I love my pastries dripping with cream.

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Macaron Peens Pattern Ornament

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

NSFW Valentine's Chocolates Pattern Ornament

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Ornament

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

Unicorn Penis Pattern Ornament

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Floral Penis Rainbow Ornament

Floral Penis Rainbow Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Ornament

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Ornament

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Ornament

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Ornament

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Ornament

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Ornament

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Ornament

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Penis Plants Pattern Ornament

Penis Plants Pattern Ornament

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Scarf Duck Ornament

Scarf Duck Ornament

Ah, to be a duck with multiple scarves. It would be the perfect life for those scarf hoarders out there, getting to use all of them at the same time just sounds perfectly cozy!

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

Halloweenies Pattern Ornament

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Ornament

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Ornament

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

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