Trending Penis V Neck Neck Gaiters

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

The neck gaiter belongs to an awesome teacher! Show off your awesome teaching skills with pride with this awesome teacher design!

I'm not just bisexuall I'm otterly bisexual! Show off your bisexual pride with this cute otter pun, bisexuality neck gaiter!

Smoked up and baked while baking my makeup! Make up and bake up with this funny, baking, baked, weed and makeup lovers neck gaiter design!

It's officially Hot Dad Summer! Start Father's Day off right and celebrate "Hot Dad Summer" with this funny, Father's Day parody neck gaiter design!

Destroy me with your destructive, super human strength daddy! Show off your love for comics, cartoons and daddies with this funny, parody, super hero daddy neck gaiter design.

This summer the cicadas are comin' in hot! Show off your love for Cicadas and summer time with this funny "Hot Cicada Summer" parody neck gaiter design.

Try To Say Penis Louder Than Me I Dare You! For those who lose a bit of *immature* fun, and laugh at any mention of "penis," I'm right there with you.

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Let's get loud! Let's get loud! Turn the cicada buzzing up and let's all dance! Cicadas dance to their own beat of their very loud buzzing! Show off your love for those loud insects with this funny, song parody, cicada neck gaiter.

You've heard of tree frogs, now sit down for a cup of coffee and some tea frogs! Show off your love for coffee, tea and frogs with this cute and froggy neck gaiter design!

We wish everyone, pizza on earth and good will towards men. Show off your love for pizza and say peace man with this cute and funny, pizza pun neck gaiter!

Be gay, praise satan! Satan is gay and there is nothing you can do about it except praise him! Show off your pride with this funny, gay satan accordion style neck gaiter!

Arghh, yee better not mess with captain hedgie and his crew of salty sea dogs! Show off your love for pirates, hedgehogs, otters, raccoons and rats with this cute, pirate crew neck gaiter design!

Investment stock broker goose says honk stonks! Do you know nothing about the stock market? No worries get some help from this silly investment goose, honk, stonks parody neck gaiter design.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Omg, I'm like so totally such a pisces! Like total pisces energy and vibes for sure! Show off your pisces pride with this super cute 90's inspired pisces astrology aesthetic neck gaiter design!

King of the monsters? Go off king! Show off your king status and nerd pride with this king of the monsters parody, go off king neck gaiter design!

Nothing feels better than a little validation, especially not on one of the most romantic holidays! Celebrate Valentines day with this funny and cheeky, "Validate Me Daddy" candy heart parody, Valentines day neck gaiter!

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy neck gaiter of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Weed and Anime go together pretty well! Smoke up and watch some Anime with this cute and funny, Weed and Anime neck gaiter design!

What better way to show some love an affection towards others than to keep them safe by wearing a mask! Candy hearts, all around!

What better way to show some love an affection towards others than to keep them safe by wearing a mask! Candy hearts, all around!

Don't call me trash when I'm this cute! Just because u may be trash doesn't mean you can't be cute and call out the haters! Show off your cute and sassy, trashy side with this cute and sassy rat neck gaiter!

There is no Dana, only yule! Get possessed by the spirit of the holidays with this funny and festive, "There is No Dana Only Yule", Christmas parody bustin' ghosts neck gaiter design!

I hope you have a plantastic Hanuakkah! Celebrate the festival of lights with this cute and plant punny, Hanuakkah neck gaiter design!

Merry Cryptmas from all your favorite and festive Cryptids! Celebrate the spirit of the Holiday season with these Cryptid favorites with this Cryptozoology Christmas neck gaiter!

Brachiosaurus's got Hella Neck Game, if you know what I mean *wink wink* watch out, this dinosaur is coming through to steal ya mans with their long neck game. Got that brachiosaurus head (& neck) for your man? This NSFW blowjob shirt will take your dirty jokes to the NECK level!

If you don't know the correct way to wear your protective face covering. Kindly read mine and educate yourself. Let others know that any protective face covering goes over your nose with this sassy,"It Goes Over Your Nose" neck gaiter.

If you don't know the correct way to wear your protective face covering. Kindly read mine and educate yourself. Let others know that any protective face covering goes over your nose with this sassy,"It Goes Over Your Nose" neck gaiter.