Best Selling Penis Humor Travelmug Weekender Totes

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing our latest addition to the weekenders - the Floral Penis Pattern Blue! This unique and attention-grabbing design is not for the faint of heart. Perfect for those who want to make a bold statement and show off their playful side, this weekend bag is a must-have. With its tasteful yet daring pattern, you are sure to turn heads at every turn. Don't be afraid to let your personality shine through with this one-of-a-kind bag. Whether you're going away for the weekend or simply need a fashionable storage solution, the Floral Penis Pattern Blue is the perfect choice. Get ready to add some excitement to your collection and make a statement that is hard to ignore!

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!

Hold me, I'm a mess. :) Show off your self-deprecating humor, love for tacos and food with this funny, crumbling taco design.

When you're dead inside, it's just vibes. Show off your funny bone with this, "Dead Inside Just Vibes" skeleton design! Perfect for loving dark humor, skeletons, and having no thoughts, just vibing.

Oh yeah, I have hobbies, I really love overthinking and crying, how about you?? Show off how you spend your free time with this, "My Hobbies Include Overthinking And Crying" emotional humor design.

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!

Ahhh yes, my favorite season, the fall of society! Show off your love of fall, autumn, and society changing as we know it with this, "I Love The Fall Of Society apocalyptic autumn design!

Now you can remember all the greatest ah, hits. Smoke a bowl, light a joint, or eat some weed brownies with this funny nostalgic parody.

Don't mind me, just carrying around my extra anxiety. Destigmatize talking about mental health with this humorous, "Bag Full Of My Anxiety" tote bag, Perfect for being anxious, nervous, and coping with your anxiety.

Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

Show off your love of adorable deer and gay puns with this cute, rainbow, animal lover's, wild life pun, hand drawn, LGBTQA inspired shirt! Oh deer, I'm queer!

Move over hot girl summer, it's time for silly goose fall! Celebrate the season change with this funny, silly, fall goose design!

Having a gender? In this economy? I'll pass. Show that you don't have time for the gender binary because you're simply trying to survive with this funny, "Gender? In This Economy?" non-binary humor design!

Ace is the place with the helpful hard-nope folks. Show off your asexual pride with this funny home improvement themed logo parody featuring the ace flag.

Eat what you want, when you want! Show off your hunger and love for food with this funny, "I Eat What I Want" shark splashing in the sea design.

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

Level of stress: screaming raccoon. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" raccoon design. Perfect for raccoon memes, raccoon jokes, and needing some space!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo tote!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo tote!

Ah yes, it's a dilemma. You're emo, but you're also sad... and you're sad, but you're also emo. You are who you are, and you're just having a time, like all the time. That's alright, and you can let others know with a bit of dark humor that you're emo and sad with this emo tote!