Best Selling Penis Humor Travelmug Phone Cases

Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern phone case? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Do you enjoy candy corn and the occasional penis? Look no further than this silly spooky season mashup.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Introducing the must-have phonecase for anyone who appreciates a touch of humor and a dash of floral flair. Our new Floral Penis Pattern Phonecase is the perfect way to show off your bold and irreverent side. With its expertly crafted design featuring a timeless combination of florals and phalluses, this phonecase will make you the envy of your friends. Whether you're into subtle humor or want to make a statement, this phonecase is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. So why settle for boring, basic phonecases when you can have one that perfectly encapsulates your quirky, fun-loving personality? Treat yourself to the ultimate conversation-starter today!

Merry Dickmas! Get wild this holiday season with these suggestive sugar cookies.

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter for your phone: the Floral Penis Rainbow phone case. This unique and eye-catching design is definitely not for the faint of heart, but for those who want to make a bold and daring statement. The delicate floral pattern provides a beautiful contrast to the vivid and colorful rainbow penis illustrations. Perfect for those who like to push boundaries and challenge social norms, this phone case is sure to turn heads and spark interesting conversations. Protect your phone while also expressing your sense of humor and individuality with the Floral Penis Rainbow phone case. It's the perfect mix of elegance and edginess that will make you stand out from the crowd. So why settle for a boring and plain phone case when you can have one that truly reflects your personality? Get the Floral Penis Rainbow phone case today and let the world know that you're not afraid to be yourself.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Fresh and glistening, these not-so-subtly phallic veggies are sure to get double-takes from your friends and pretty much anyone who sees you! Maybe don't take this one to work though. Or do, I'm not your dad.

Introducing our provocative yet stylish phone case, featuring a playful design of sprightly penises intertwined with delicate floral patterns. This is the perfect accessory for anyone looking to add a dash of whimsy and joie de vivre to their daily routine. With a design that is both subtle and eye-catching, this phone case is sure to turn heads and catch attention wherever you go. Whether chatting with friends or checking Instagram, you will feel confident and stylish with this unique phone case in hand. Our Floral Penis Pattern phone case is made with utmost care and quality materials, ensuring that your phone stays safe and secure while you express your personal style. A must-have for those who appreciate good design and a good laugh, this phone case is sure to become your new favorite accessory. So why settle for a boring, plain phone case when you could have this fun and flirty one? Order yours today and get ready to stand out from the crowd!

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

Why be subtle? There's no need to be shy! These cute pastel penises are sure to get a reaction from your friends, families, and strangers!

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

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Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...