Best Selling Penis Humor Travelmug Casual Totes

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

What are you waiting for? Now's your chance to show off that 1 ft. cock you've been hiding!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

Soooooooo, when are you paying off that loan there? Referencing Rihanna's hit song with Tom Nook, this shirt is perfect for any Animal Crossing lover with a vulgar sense of humor!

Why be a hermit when you can be a kermit. The Muppet is here to deliver you the message of growth and accomplishment. But, ya know, that's none of his business...

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Santa Claus believer's, flexing, workout humor shirt! Let the world know you are super fit and ready to rip open some presents!

MothaF***a, I'm ill...mentally. Show off your dope vibes and self deprecating humor with this graffiti inspired design!

Show off your badass teacher self with this school inspired, teaching humor, teacher meme, squad goals shirt! Let your classroom know you are a part of THE teacher squad!

Sometimes you've just gotta stay high and keep the vibes blowing -- I mean going... and work on your own wellness!

Show off your math pride with this teacher inspired, math humor, pi day shirt! Get some laughs out of your students in the classroom with this hilarious math teacher design!

Look your best this Christmas with this funny, trendy, "Looking Like A Snack" Christmas cookie design! Perfect for being festive, holiday humor, memes, food humor, cookie jokes and looking like a snack!

I am officially petitioning for the removal of Mondays! From late lie-ins to horrible hang overs, I think I speak on behalf of all of us, down with the Monday and longer weekends! If you feel the same as I do then this is for you.

Out here being gay and gassy with pride! Cope with IBS, lactose intolerance, bloating, and digestive issues with this funny, self-deprecating, sexuality design!

When you're dead inside, it's just vibes. Show off your funny bone with this, "Dead Inside Just Vibes" skeleton design! Perfect for loving dark humor, skeletons, and having no thoughts, just vibing.

Oh the elegant Sphinx. Soft, Large, full of riddles and... uh... well upholstered. Don't stare, it's rude!

Show off your quirky side with this hilariously weird, silly drawing, tumblr humor, muscular human bean shirt! Now you can let people know that you are a human bean and you will be treated as such!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!

Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!