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Browse our collection of 27 Phallic Pillows . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Phallic Christmas Cookies Pillow
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Pillow
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Phallic Breakfast Pattern Pillow
How would you like a side of phallic French toast with those penis pancakes? If breakfast is your fave meal of the day, along with some other things ;), then check out this naughty pattern!
Mushroom Penis Pillow
Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.
Penis Plants Pattern Pillow
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Pop Art Penis Pattern Pillow
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Halloweenies Pattern Pillow
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Pillow
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
Leopard Print Penis Pattern Pillow
Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!
Genital Jack-O-Lanterns Pattern Pillow
Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow
Looking for a unique decorative pillow that adds a touch of cheeky humor to your home decor? The Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow is definitely what you're looking for! With its whimsical pattern of delicate flowers intertwined with the occasional phallic symbol, this pillow is sure to catch the eye and bring a smile to anyone's face. It's the perfect conversation starter at any gathering, adding a playful and light-hearted touch to the room. Whether you're a lover of all things quirky and irreverent, or simply looking for a new way to spice up your living space, this pillow delivers. So why settle for a boring cushion when you can inject some fun and personality into your home with the Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow? It's a playful accessory that will definitely be a talking point, and the perfect way to show off your unique sense of humor!
Princess Penis Pattern Pillow
Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.
Christmas Peens Pattern Pillow
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Halloween Peens Pattern Pillow
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow
Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...
Big Dick Stocks Pillow
Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!
Hidden Penis Butterflies Pattern Pillow
What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...
Thanksgiving Peens Pattern Pillow
Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!
Saint Patdick's Day Parody Pillow
Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!
Macaron Peens Pattern Pillow
Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Pillow
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Penis Nuggets Pattern Pillow
Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!
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Cottagecore Peens Pattern Pillow
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Penis Pastries Pattern Pillow
This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...
Popsicle Penises Pillow
These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...
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