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Sass Cattotes Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 39 Sass Cattotes Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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The Sass Is Strong With This One Greeting Card

The Sass Is Strong With This One Greeting Card

This star wars card is for all young padawans who just can't hold back the sarcasm: the sass is strong with this one. This nerd card is perfect for fans of star wars memes, geek cards, nerd memes, and sci fi merch.

Beach Please Greeting Card

Beach Please Greeting Card

Beach Please! Get your sass and sunshine on with this fun beach inspired, vacation design.

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Who the F*** is Jesus Greeting Card

Who the F*** is Jesus Greeting Card

Who the F*** is Jesus? Jesus? I don't know her. Show you have beef with the big J-dawg with this funny design.

Thank You Not You Greeting Card

Thank You Not You Greeting Card

Thank you, thank you, thank you, not you. Let that one asshole know that you are in no way thankful for them with this design.

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact Is For Greeting Card

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Show your love for sarcasm with this funny sassy quote.

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hi, I've Been Trying To Reach You About Our Love's Extended Warranty Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

Gimme Yo Bank or Get the Shank Greeting Card

Gimme Yo Bank or Get the Shank Greeting Card

Cats are simple creatures, they demand something of you and you give it to them, it's not rocket science!

Snappybara Greeting Card

Snappybara Greeting Card

Introducing the worlds cutest most sassy animal fish creature ever to exist.... the Snappybara! Feel your Snappybara sass in this adorable mashup design.

I Exist Without My Consent Greeting Card

I Exist Without My Consent Greeting Card

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

I Hope 2021 Learn's From 2020's Mistakes Greeting Card

I Hope 2021 Learn's From 2020's Mistakes Greeting Card

Let's hope that 2021 isn't 2020's escape convict brother who somehow manages to be more terrible than their sibling. You were the chosen one, 2020! Why did you have to be so terrible?!

I Majored in Spells and Hexes in Other Words Liberal Arts Greeting Card

I Majored in Spells and Hexes in Other Words Liberal Arts Greeting Card

I majored in spells and hexes, in other words, Liberal Arts. Show your love for spell casting and higher education with this sassy occult quote inspired design.

Breathe Deep And Get the F*** Over It Greeting Card

Breathe Deep And Get the F*** Over It Greeting Card

Breathe deep and get the F*** over it. Bring the sass to your next yoga class with this funny foul mouthed design.

Google is Free Greeting Card

Google is Free Greeting Card

Google is free my good bitch. People ask a lot of questions when they could just get an education from Google University for free! Tell those good bitches to look it up themselves with this funny design.

Is My Teaching Interrupting you Greeting Card

Is My Teaching Interrupting you Greeting Card

I'm so sorry is my teaching interrupting you? Give your students some sass with this funny sarcastic design.

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Cuss Cat Motherfluffer Greeting Card

Cuss Cat Motherfluffer Greeting Card

Motherfluffer. An expression for the ages. Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny cat design!

Crystal Bitch Greeting Card

Crystal Bitch Greeting Card

Shout out to all the crystal mommys, and especially the crystal bitches out there. I love crystals, and you should let the world know you love crystals too!

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

I Have Acid Reflux Greeting Card

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Mushroom With Knife Greeting Card

Mushroom With Knife Greeting Card

You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.

Love Cats Hate Racism Greeting Card

Love Cats Hate Racism Greeting Card

I Love Cats - Hate Racism - cats also, obviously, hate racism. Show of your cat-lover anti-racist sass!

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Greeting Card

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Greeting Card

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Greeting Card

Please Leave Me Alone Smiley Greeting Card

Please leave me alone. :) Thank you! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this sassy smiley face design.

Witchy Candy Hearts Greeting Card

Witchy Candy Hearts Greeting Card

This love witch has put a spell on you, a love spell! Celebrate this Valentine's day with these sass and witchy candy hearts design.

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

Don't Tell Me To Smile Smiley Face Greeting Card

This smiley doesn't wanna smile. Proudly keep that frown upside down with this funny, "Don't Tell Me To Smile" sassy smiley face design!

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

This mama is full of sass and from the South! Show your sassy, southern mama how much you love her and all her sassy, southern ways with this sassy, Mother's day greeting card! Perfect for any southern mom on Mother's Day!

I Can Bearly Contain Myself - Happy Birthday Greeting Card

I Can Bearly Contain Myself - Happy Birthday Greeting Card

Show off your lack of excitement and sass with this confession bear meme, happy birthday design featuring the text "I Can Bearly Contain Myself - Happy B-Day" with an illustration of a sad, sassy bear! Perfect for a bear lover, feeling sassy, sarcastic, animal puns, bear puns, bear quotes, meme lover, and bear birthday!

You Tried Star Greeting Card

You Tried Star Greeting Card

Good job, you tried, I guess! Wow! Marginal! Very okay! Grade the performance of those around you with this ironic gold star that says "you tried". This congratulations card is perfect for adding a level of sass and sarcasm to your friendships and relationships, be it graduation, weddings, or other significant achievements!

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