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Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Cards
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Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Cards

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Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

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Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

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Heather W.2021-10-30

Cute card!

My boyfriend loved his card and was nicely made.
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Jennifer R.2021-08-02

Birthday card

Awesome card. I wish there were some witty words on the inside though. My daughter loved it.
Color off_white
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Ashley B.2021-07-18

Perfect card

Love the minimalistic look, the print is nice and the card itself is on really sturdy paper.
Color off_white
Size one_size
Teresa S.2021-03-18

Super cute!! My daughter and

Super cute!! My daughter and boyfriend are going to love them!!
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Alexis T.2021-02-14

This card is fucking mint.

This card is fucking mint.
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Natalie B.2020-09-18

Great card

Great card
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Zak T.2020-02-18

Better than I expected

The card wasn't as large as I thought it would be, granted I didn't look at the dimensions provided. However, after receiving the card it was very nice. After opening, my girlfriend told me she couldn't stop laughing and had to show it to everyone. Well worth it!!!!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute!

Super cute!
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Amelia B.2020-02-16

Super cute and perfect for

Super cute and perfect for valentines!
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Kaylie J.2020-01-29

Great!

Great!
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