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My Milkshake Jokes Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 38 My Milkshake Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

Eat my Shorts Senpai Greeting Card

Eat my Shorts Senpai Greeting Card

Eat my shorts, Senpai. Show that you're a huge fan of Japanese anime with this classic anime character inspired design.

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

My Personality is Banging Greeting Card

My Personality is Banging Greeting Card

I workout because my personality is banging and I want my body to match.

My Kink Is Not Having A Kink Greeting Card

My Kink Is Not Having A Kink Greeting Card

My kink is not having a kink cuz that shit sounds exhausting. Show that you're too tired for whips and chains with this funny lazy design.

I'm a Squirrel You're My Nut Greeting Card

I'm a Squirrel You're My Nut Greeting Card

I'm a squirrel, you're my nut. Winter's coming. I'm gonna store you in my cheek. Show your love for Winston Schmidt quotes with this new girl inspired design.

Sonic is my Boyfriend Greeting Card

Sonic is my Boyfriend Greeting Card

BACK OFF! SONIC IS MINE! He held my hand during the final boss fight of Sonic Forces and everything! Show your overly possessive love for this anthropomorphic hedgehog with this gamer themed design.

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

My Bitch Face Can Rest Greeting Card

My Bitch Face Can Rest Greeting Card

My bitch face can rest when it's bitch dead. Show your bitch face don't get tired with this funny resting bitch face inspired design.

I Need TP for My Bunghole Greeting Card

I Need TP for My Bunghole Greeting Card

I need tp for my bunghole. The year is 2020, The Virus has consumed the land and our most prized commodity is... toilet tissue. Show that you've run out of paper for your poopy butthole with this design.

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Kid. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole kid with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cats. Show you're the proud parent of some asshole cats with this funny pet parent themed design.

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

I'm About To Lose My Shit Raccoon Greeting Card

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day Greeting Card

The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day Greeting Card

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day! Show your love for planet Earth with this cute and funny science pun design.

I Wonder What People Like About Me Probably My Jugs Greeting Card

I Wonder What People Like About Me Probably My Jugs Greeting Card

I Wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs. Show that you know what your two best qualities are with this Phyllis Vance from the Office inspired design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate my job burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if job dissatisfaction burned calories with this funny sassy design.

Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card

Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card

I could have had it all... if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.

I'm Willing to Hunt For My Food But I Don't Know Where Tacos Live Greeting Card

I'm Willing to Hunt For My Food But I Don't Know Where Tacos Live Greeting Card

I'm willing to hunt for my food but I don't know where tacos live. Show that you would hunt tacos, the most dangerous prey, if only you were aware of their natural habitat.

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All My Friends are Godless Heathens and Here I am Trying to Do the Lord's Work Greeting Card

All my friends are Godless Heathens and here I am trying to do the Lord's work. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Friends are Freaks and Here I am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my friends are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny friendship themed design.

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Coworkers Are Freaks And Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my coworkers are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Sarcastically show how incorruptible you are with this funny work themed design.

I Feel Like a Princess and by That I Mean my Parents Wish I was a Boy Greeting Card

I Feel Like a Princess and by That I Mean my Parents Wish I was a Boy Greeting Card

I feel like a princess and by that I mean my parents wish I was a boy. Show that you and your parents are equally disappointed in each other with this funny passive aggressive design.

Mess With My Dirt You Get The Hurt Greeting Card

Mess With My Dirt You Get The Hurt Greeting Card

Mess with the dirt you get the hurt. Show your love for threatening prose with this design featuring an illustration of an earthworm brandishing a knife.

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Students are Heathens and Here I am a Sweet angel From Above Greeting Card

All my students are heathens and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your class is filled with wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All My Children are Freaks and Here I Am a Sweet Angel From Above Greeting Card

All my children are freaks and here I am a sweet angel from above. Show that your children are wild creatures but you are a blameless angel with this funny sarcastic design.

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass Greeting Card

Supercalifragilistic Expiali Kissmyass. Show that you're fancy and sassy with this funny kiss my ass design.

I Didn't Realize I Had To Know Everything Second Rodeo Greeting Card

I Didn't Realize I Had To Know Everything Second Rodeo Greeting Card

I Didn't realize I was supposed to know everything by my second rodeo. seems like a pretty small number of rodeos. Show that you're still unsure of exactly what you're doing in life with this funny Roadeo quote inspired design.

Donald and Goofy Let Me Down Greeting Card

Donald and Goofy Let Me Down Greeting Card

I want Donald and Goofy to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time. 100+ hours of Kingdom Hearts game play and I don't think Donald healed me once. I'm tired of carrying this team on my back. Gear up for KH3 with this funny gamer design.

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

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