King Shit Greeting Cards

King of the monsters? Go off king! Show off your king status and nerd pride with this king of the monsters parody, go off king greeting card design!

The Lion King. The only Lion King that matter is actually a griffin. Show your love for King Moonracer with this Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer inspired design.

We are Rat King! A Rat King is an unforunate event where rats (usually juveniles) who become entangled in eachothers tails and become knotted together usually from a mix of feces, muck and blood. (Yuck) This becomes permanent and the young rats are forced to live together like this or starve. For those lovers of body horror, rats or just for the macabre in general!

Awwww yes, the best part of waking up is That Gay Shit in your cup! Show that you're all about that gay shit with this funny meme design.

Tell everyone you love them in the only way you can- by being a lil' shit. This cute and crude poop emoji design is perfect for showing your appreciation to your favorite poop head.

Top shelf piece of shit. Show you're a piece of shit, but a real fancy one, with this funny self-deprecating design.

Bat shit crazy. Show that you're going to get k-razzy this Halloween with this design featuring an illustration of a cute bat.

Bob is a shit stain in the underpants of America. Show your disapproval of Bob with this sassy "Eat Shit Bob!" design.

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Hallelujah Holy Shit! Rejoice in exaltation but stay true to your foul-mouthed self with this funny sassy Christmas design.

Your shit is weak! Tell people to take their weak ass home with this funny, aggressive design.

Don't waste time being sad when Anger gets shit done. Show that rage fuels you forward with this inspirational quote design.

I like knitting and shit. Show your love for knitting and swear words with this funny foul-mouthed design.

Well shit. The dice don't always fall in a brave warrior's favor. Show your love for role-playing games with this D20 critical fail design.

Shit's F***ed. Everybody knows: Shit's F***ed. Show that things have never been worse with this sinking ship design.

Looking for a cheeky yet charming way to say "I love you" this Valentine's Day? Look no further than our Shit Bitch You is Fine greeting card! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a love for all things playful and sassy, this conversation heart-inspired card is sure to make your recipient smile. Whether you're sending it to a long-time love or a new flame, this fun greeting is a great way to show your affection in a unique and memorable way. So pucker up, lay on the charm, and let your sweetie know just how fine they really are with our hilarious and heartfelt Shit Bitch You is Fine card!

Apologize to your parents and relatives for being a hand full to raise and take care of with this funny greeting card design featuring the text "Sorry I'm A Little Shit" with a poop emoji! Perfect for mother's day, father's day, mothers day gifts, gifts for mom, fathers day gifts, and gifts for dad!

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, cat shirt!

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

This is one hot mama! Show off your hot mom swag this Mother's day and all year round with this "Real Hot Mom Shit" parody, Mother's Day mom greeting card!

Yeah modern controller rumble is cool, but like, Iunno man, have you ever played games in the 90s with the rumble pack in? That shit hits different. If you vibe with retro vibrating gaming accessories, this design is for you!

Somedays it just be like that, no coffee, no energy -- no caffeine, no grind. For those who truly love off coffee like nobody else does!

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

Don't bother looking for gold. Seems like this leprechaun is very much lepre-done with your shit.

Moms put up with our shit since we were born. Show your appreciation for mom with this funny, mother's day greeting card!

Show that you care and wanna share the love. Whether you care about social, environmental, mental, animal, or any world issue - it's cool to give a shit about something!

Just a cat who's seen some shit. Show off your street cred with this funny trash animal design of a sassy opossum! Perfect for loving trash, being sassy, and a trash cat possum!

She is beauty, she is grace, she'll scratch the shit out of your face. Show that cats are beautiful killing machines with this song parody inspired design.

Sorry, I'm doing real hot girl shit. Like, Eating pizza in my dirty boxers and not really doing anything in particular. Maybe reading. Probably napping. IDGAF. Take a some chill time in your room and don't have a care in the world with this pizza girl design.

Dear Men, Please Don't Be Shit Human Beings. Please. These days, it feels impossible to feel safe as a woman, let alone like a celebrity male without them turning out to be a total scumbag. Misogyny is everywhere, is it really that hard to not be a dick? pun intended.