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King Shit Blankets

Browse our collection of 58 King Shit Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Short King Summer Sunset Blanket

Short King Summer Sunset Blanket

Fellas, short king spring is over, time for short king summer! Show off your short king pride through the seasons with this groovy, summer sunset design. Under 5'11" unite!

On My Fall Shit Blanket

On My Fall Shit Blanket

Hands on the leaves shaking ass On My Fall Shit! Show your fave season some love with this crisp autumn design!

Shit Happens Bandaid Blanket

Shit Happens Bandaid Blanket

Shit happens and all we can do is but a band aid on it and move on.

I Feel Like Shit Blanket

I Feel Like Shit Blanket

Feeling like shit? We relate. Live your truth and let the world know how you're feeling in this honest design.

I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket

I Don't Give A Shit. Blanket

If your a princess and you like to party regardless of what the haters say rock this pretty barbie heart inspired "I Don't Give a Shit" blanket.

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

Some Things Are Worth Shitting For Blanket

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Shit Exclamation Blanket Blanket

Shit Exclamation Blanket Blanket

Sometimes you just gotta yell it to feel better. This silly blanket will always keep you warm and in a good mood.

Too Cute For Your Shit Blanket

Too Cute For Your Shit Blanket

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are just too damn cute to deal with any of his bullshit.

Trying To Get My Shit Together Blanket

Trying To Get My Shit Together Blanket

Get yourself together and get your shit together! Start adulting and get yourself together with this funny, adulting, cat blanket!

Real Tired Of Your Sexist Shit Blanket

Real Tired Of Your Sexist Shit Blanket

No one asked for your sexist opinion on any woman's life ever, thank you. F*** the patriarchy and their sexist shit on the daily and fight misogyny with this F*** you women's rights design.

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit. What started as an innocent trend on Twitter and TikTok has turned into a widespread Gen Z theory --- hot girls have stomach issues. Well, scientifically speaking, there's no actual evidence to say that hot girls have stomach issues, BUT it's not totally out-ruled yet...

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit Blanket

Acid Reflux is Hot Girl Shit. What started as an innocent trend on Twitter and TikTok has turned into a widespread Gen Z theory --- hot girls have stomach issues. Well, scientifically speaking, there's no actual evidence to say that hot girls have stomach issues, BUT it's not totally out-ruled yet...

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

Oh Dear I Forgot To Give A Shit Blanket

This funny design features a retro woman with a string tied around her finger and the phrase "Oh dear I forgot to give a shit" and is perfect for showing the world that you live your life on your own terms and you don't give a shit!

Just A Cat Who's Seen Some Shit Opossum Blanket

Just A Cat Who's Seen Some Shit Opossum Blanket

Just a cat who's seen some shit. Show off your street cred with this funny trash animal design of a sassy opossum! Perfect for loving trash, being sassy, and a trash cat possum!

Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Blanket

Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit Blanket

Show off your poetic fierceness with this, "Rose Are Red, Candles Are Lit, Do No Harm, But Take No Shit" witchy poem design. Perfect for poem parodies, seances, witchy, occult, goth kids, doing no harm but taking no shit.

Shit Bitch You is Fine Blanket

Shit Bitch You is Fine Blanket

Happy Valentines Day or something. Flirt with this funny conversation heart greeting card.

Same Shit Different Castle Blanket

Same Shit Different Castle Blanket

Every day it's the same thing. Break down the door, stomp the baddies, dodge the fire bars, fall into lava, start over, kill a turtle, save a mushroom, on and on and on. Ugggghhhhh.

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Blanket

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down One Ring Blanket

Why Do I Get the Feeling that Shit is About to Go Down? We all know that's really what was engraved on the infamous "one ring to rule them all." Fans of Tolkien and the Lord of the Rings series will chuckle at this parody ring design.

Godzilla and Friends Pattern Blanket

Godzilla and Friends Pattern Blanket

Godzilla and the gang, both friends or foes, is all here! From the King of Monsters himself, King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, to Mothra and her larva, everyone has a monster they can appreciate! This adorable design is perfect for any Godzilla or Kaiju fan!

Drama Queen Burger Parody Blanket

Drama Queen Burger Parody Blanket

This funny food blanket is perfect for the drama queens of the world, and lovers of fast food burger parody. Featuring the phrase "Drama Queen" lovingly rendered into the burger king logo, this drama queen balnket is a great gift for those that love burgers, drama, drama queen jokes, drama queen quotes, food and fast food.

Meow-ser Bowser Blanket

Meow-ser Bowser Blanket

King Koopa is the cat's meow! This cute, Bowser-inspired cat tee is perfect for any Super Mario fans!

Hakuna Matata Blanket Blanket

Hakuna Matata Blanket Blanket

Share your worry-free attitude with this Hakuna Matata blanket!

Hakuna MaF***it Blanket

Hakuna MaF***it Blanket

Hakuna maF***it - it means just F*** it! Perfect for 90's kids who just don't care anymore! Wear your nihilism proudly like a lion! This funny design is a parody of the famous phrase from The Lion King, "hakuna matata" which means "no worries". Perfect for partying, drinking, and getting crazy with your friends!

Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket

Tardigrade Don't Care Blanket

Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a F*** about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

Big Cat Energy Tiger Blanket

Big Cat Energy Tiger Blanket

Show off your "Big Cat Energy" with this tiger inspired design, perfect for being an exotic, eccentric, cat loving criminal - I mean, just a tiger lover!

Burger Emperor Tarot Card Blanket

Burger Emperor Tarot Card Blanket

Behold the ruler of all, the ego, the burger king, the burger supreme, the big beef, the Holder of Opulent Condiment, the Burger Emperor! Show your love of tarot cards, gourmet burgers, tarot card art, cheeky jokes, cute food, burgers, and the occult with this burger canvas print perfect for fans of mysticism and delicious greasy junk food wedged between a tasty bun.

Santa Is a Feminist Blanket

Santa Is a Feminist Blanket

Santa Is a Feminist! For sure, you know Mrs. Claus runs the show up at the North Pole, and Santa is a respectful feminist king!

All Hail Froggy Chair Ugly Sweater Blanket

All Hail Froggy Chair Ugly Sweater Blanket

Behold, Froggy Chair! Hop on over and show your love for our true king, Froggy Chair.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Blanket

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Hey All You Cool Cats and Kittens Blanket

Hey All You Cool Cats and Kittens Blanket

Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Show your love for true crime documentaries and big cats with this tiger inspired design.

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