Glow Up Anxiety Coffee Mugs

Walk up to the club like what up, I have social anxiety and I want to go home. We can't all be as charismatic as Macklemore, but at least we can be honest about our awkward tendencies with the funny parody design.

ha ha ha seriously tho I'm stressed as heck and want to leave this planet immediate please beam me the ef up. Dream of space aliens rescuing you from the dumpster fire known as earth with this funny design!

We all screw up sometimes, but what if you could make your screwups part of your charm? If you can laugh at yourself, then they WILL be laughing with you!

Life doesn't let up, not for a feathered second. Chicken out with this hen smoking a cigarette.

Life in a nutshell: lock up, fall over, scream like hell. These goats have got me figured out, and I'm perfectly okay with that.

Seriously, I'm at my f*cking limit. :) Show off your frustration with life with this sassy smiley face design. Perfect for being tired, fed up, and at your limit.

Are you feeling Berry Lonely? You're not the only one! Get all up in your feels with this strawberry. Be alone together!

Hoppy, warty, small, and anxious. Please do not pick me up, it's scary :( i'm just a worried lil' lad.

Speak up for your mental health: bipolar disorder is a real and painful condition that many, many people live with every day. Use this design to remind people not to dismiss it as just "mood swings".

"The sun is out here," I said, looking up at the scowling star, "and people, and cars, and and and I think I will try this again tomorrow." And that is what I did; but first I went inside and ate ice cream.

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Overthinking Spice. Show your love for the 90'd girl bands with this Spice Girl Parody overthinking themed design.

Lonely Spice. Show your love for the 90'd girl bands with this Spice Girl Parody loneliness themed design.

Anxiety Spice. Show your love for the 90'd girl bands with this Spice Girl Parody anxiety themed design.

Whatever, Moths get to stay up all night anyway! Growing into an awkward moth explains the attraction to shiny things. Besides- butterflies have to socialize and I'm not about that.

Can't catch me, anxiety! Adjust your crown and keep your chin up with this "not today, anxiety" design! Keep fighting the good fight, friend.

In fact, Peace and quite is the only thing you'll find in space. May as well use that time to get caught up on your favorite book or just spend time with yourself!

Introducing your new favorite excuse - "Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come" - now available on a mug! Perfectly capturing the sentiment of every awkward introvert, this sassy design is your go-to for avoiding social gatherings with style. Whether you're showing up late to a boring work meeting or dodging a friend's party, this mug has got you covered. With its witty and relatable message, you'll have everyone giggling along, even when you're not in the mood for small talk. So, grab a latte or hot tea, curl up with this hilarious mug, and embrace your inner introvert. Life doesn't always have to be a party, but with this mug, it can still be fun. Start each day with a chuckle and excuses at the ready.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Look, I knew that adulting wasn't going to be EASY... But I didn't sign up for everything hurting 24/7, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Please hand me the ibuprofen, thanks.

Anxiety can eat my entire Hole. If you're fed up with anxiety and would rather be thinking about and experiencing better things, this donut pun is for you!

sometimes we're all a little bit on the path of self destruction. Thankfully, something new usually grows from the harm you caused, wether that be a good thing or a bad thing is entirely up to you!

You wanna hear the laundry list of all my anxieties? Lord, well, let me brew you up a cup and I'll give you the anxieTEA, sis!

Yeah this mug is full of anxie-tea. Brew a calming cup of tea, sip up and sit with your feelings with this funny anxiety mug!

My life is a turtle mess right now! Lets face it, sometimes life tosses you on your back, leaving you unable to get up. That's alright, eventually someone will pass by and lend a hand!

Seems like I'm going to keep the trend of hot girl summer, aka sweaty af, straight up into october thanks to climate change. Deal with some climate grief with this funny design!

F*** the notion of keeping calm and carrying on! Get mad! Be worried! Fight for the life of the planet and don't let up until we all start collectively acting on our hopes of saving the planet with this funny parody design.

Holy GOD this Party is hell. Rise up to the occasion and bounce outta the social scene in style like Jesus ascending to heaven with this funny religious humor design!

Adulting is hard... like eating soup with a fork hard. Sometimes we just need to give up, grab a spoon, and replace that soup with ice cream. You may be bad at adulting, but at least you're great at having fun!