Fake Your Demise With These Hilarious Opossum Tees Collection

Hello earthings, we come for your trash. Do not attempt to stop us or we will be forced play dead on your lawn. Take us to your garbage.

You can't make me do it if i just lay here and play dead. The Dead don't have to pay taxes, or go to work, or worry about what's for dinner. If Opossums can do it to avoid their problems, then so can I!

I'm not dead or playing dead, I'm just tired af! Sleep the day away like the true trash you are with this, "Sleepy Trash" tired opossum design, featuring an illustration of a sleeping opossum! Perfect for being tired, sleepy, and trash.

Level of stress: screaming opossum. Show that you're not to be messed with right now because you're just stressed and sassy with this, "Stressed" opossum design. Perfect for possum memes, possum jokes, and needing some space!

You're trashy AND classy, show the world with this, "Trashy And Classy" opossum design! Perfect for opossum lovers, opossum memes, being trashy and being classy!

Cute and craving! Show off your love of snacks with this, "Lookin Like A Snack While Lookin For A Snack" opossum design! Perfect fo opossum memes, always hungry, and animal humor!

Show off your love of garbage and nocturnal trash animals with this super cute and kinda gross, opossum lover's, "have a nice day" parody shirt! Let the world know if anybody needs you, you will be eating garbage in an alleyway somewhere and you are NOT to be disturbed.

Are you feeling like playing dead and giving up on life? Our "If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Opossum" t-shirt is the perfect way to express your mood! Featuring a funny song parody possum design, this tee is not only cute but also super comfortable to wear. It's made of high-quality materials and is designed to last. Whether you're lounging at home or running errands, this tee is perfect for any occasion. Plus, it's a great conversation starter, so you can show off your playful personality wherever you go! So, don't wait any longer and add this quirky and hilarious tee to your collection today!

Are you tired of feeling frazzled every time anxiety strikes? Let this shirt be a reminder to take a deep breath and embrace your inner opossum. With a nod to the classic song, "My Neck, My Back," this tee cleverly pairs humor with mental health awareness. Whether you're dealing with a panic attack or simply feeling overwhelmed, the phrase "My neck, my back, my anxiety attack" is sure to inspire a chuckle while also acknowledging the seriousness of the issue. And let's not forget about the adorable opossum perched atop the lettering - his wide, panicked eyes perfectly capturing the essence of anxiety. This tee is a must-have for anyone who wants to wear their heart (and mental state) on their sleeve. So go ahead, slip on this shirt and show the world that you're not afraid to embrace your inner opossum.

Find me somebody to love! Show that you just wanna be loved with this, "Possumone Love Me" opossum design! Perfect for possum puns, animal humor, animal gifts, opossum jokes, and animal gifts!

Get ready for a dose of possum positivity with our Anything Is Poss-ible Opossum t-shirt! This adorable design features a determined opossum that's ready to take on anything life throws its way. Whether you're a fan of cute animals, funny puns, or motivational messages, this tee has got it all. Say goodbye to negativity and embrace your inner opossum with this trashy yet optimistic statement piece. Perfect for any occasion, from lazy Sundays spent lounging at home to adventurous hikes in the great outdoors. Spread the message of possibility with this quirky and unforgettable design. Don't wait, grab yours today and start living life to the fullest with the help of our possum pal!

Don't mess with us! Show off your possum love with this funny, "Don't Mess With My Posse" opossum design! Perfect for being trashy, possum, opossum humor, puns, garbage groups, animal humor, and opossum jokes!

If you don't have snacks, leave me be! Show off your lazy love of snacks and naps with this funny, "Only Wake Me Up To Give Me Snacks" opossum design, featuring an illustration of an opossum playing dead. Perfect for animal humor, being lazy, wanting snacks and to sleep!

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best! Show off your opossum love with this funny, "If You Don't Love Me At My" opossum, meme design with an opossum playing dead and then being awesome. Perfect for meme humor, opossum jokes, and feeling sassy!

Get ready to show off your trashy yet sassy side with this hilarious tee, the "Trashy and Sassy Possum"! Embrace your inner possum and flaunt your love for the dumpster life with this cheeky design. Perfect for all you possum enthusiasts out there who know that just because you're trashy doesn't mean you can't be totally fabulous! Whether you're a lover of all things quirky, or simply want to add some humor to your wardrobe, this tee is a must-have. You'll love the adorable pink bow detail, inspired by the possums who have made it their mission to look fabulous no matter where they are. With a great fit and comfortable design, this tee is sure to be your new favorite. So get your possum on and get ready to turn heads with this hilarious and fun Trashy and Sassy Possum tee!

Show the world you're not ashamed of your shape or your emotions with this cute, funny, sassy opossum design!

Show off your love of weird but kind of cute nighttime rodents with this super adorable, self-deprecating, opossum lover's, nocturnal animal shirt! Now go rummage through some garbage cans and scream into the night!

Life is a garbage dump, but you make it alright. This tee is perfect for any possum fan!

Life is a garbage dump, but you make it alright. This tee is perfect for any possum fan!