Garbage Goblin Socks

Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.

Cats lick their privates in broad daylight. Cats knock shit over when they feel like it. Cats don't give a F***. Cats go goblin mode.

Sparkle Trash! This goblin sure is ready to snatch up those sparkly gems and gold. This adorable goblin design is perfect for those who love mythical creatures, dnd, and for those who DO NOT believe goblins are always "evil.

Cute & Ready For the Loot! This goblin sure is ready to snatch up those sparkly gems and gold. This adorable goblin design is perfect for those who love mythical creatures, dnd, and for those who DO NOT believe goblins are always "evil.

Get your squad together to trash it up with this funny, "Garbage Gang" raccoon and opossum design. Perfect for animal humor, being garbage, raccoon memes, and opossum jokes!

I might be garbage but at least I have anime! Show off your anime trash humor with this funny, "Human Garbage Filled With Anime" weeb design! Perfect for being garbage, anime lovers, being kawaii, otaku and self deprecating humor!

Cope with self deprecating humor and dark jokes with this funny, "Anxious Garbage" screaming opossum design. Perfect for opossum memes, being anxious, forever screaming, and opossum humor!

PERIOD. Show that you think racism is garbage with this screaming possum design, because we have reason to SCREAM at injustice. This is garbage that we DO NOT love.

Show off your love of garbage animals like raccoons and opossums with this super cute and funny, "have a nice day" parody, trash-humor design! Let the world know you are a positive raccoon and you just want everyone to have a garbage day, but like in a good way!

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with an opossum holding a transgender LGBTQ pride flag!

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with a raccoon holding a transgender LGBTQ pride flag!

Show off your love of weird but kind of cute nighttime animals with these super adorable, self-deprecating, raccoon lover's, nocturnal animal socks! Now go rummage through some garbage cans and stuff your face with some trash!

Feel like a piece of garbage, but also have a love for pizza? Well show off your self loathing and love for pizza with these funny, pizza socks!

It's so close you can almost taste it! Stay motivated with this funny, "Run Like There's Garbage To Find" raccoon workout design! Perfect for being trash, eating garbage, running, and doing cardio.

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with a raccoon holding a non-binary LGBTQ pride flag!

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with an opossum holding a gender fluid LGBTQ pride flag!

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with a raccoon holding a gender fluid LGBTQ pride flag!

Trash the gender binary with this funny, gender non-conforming design featuring, "Gender Is Garbage" with an opossum holding a non-binary LGBTQ pride flag!

This planet is garbage, let's colonize SPACE! Leave this world to the roaches and find freedom among the stars with this space exploration inspired design.

Get to the gym so you can get to your holiday garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" Christmas raccoon fitness design with a raccoon wearing a Santa hat and some holly berries! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, Christmas humor, workout, and funny fitness!

Do you work out just so you can indulge in junk food guilt-free? Then you're a true "garbage raccoon" and you need this hilarious sock! With the words "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" printed right on the side, these socks will be the perfect addition to your gym attire. Whether you're lifting weights or running on the treadmill, these socks will be a conversation starter and will have everyone cracking up. These socks are not just for raccoon lovers, they're also perfect for anyone who loves a good joke or knows the feeling of endlessly working out just to indulge in their favorite snacks. These socks are comfortable, durable and made to last. These socks make a great gift for any fitness enthusiast or person with a great sense of humor. Don't be afraid to show off your gym dedication and love for junk food with these hilarious socks on your feet!

For all of us that love our lil fuzzballs know that cats are the epitome of the term crackhead energy, especially when the zoomies kicks in! A funny and cute design for cat lovers alike.

Show off your love of miscellaneous trinkets, treasures, and found natural objects with this designed by goblincore, gremlincore, dragoncore, and fairycore!

Feral? Check. Fabulous? Check. Eat garbage and only garbage? Check. The inabaility to care about what people think of eating said garbage? Check!

Southwest Trash. Show that you're garbage from the Southwest, but at least you're cute, with this adorable Armadillo design.

We've all been there right? Fully sheet faced, blanket out drunk. Ahh, good memories, the hangovers however... Celebrate with this iconic Mario character, it's boosy season!

Give me your leftovers, I'm Thanksgiving trash! Show off your love of leftovers, eating, food, and being garbage with this funny, "Gimme Your Leftovers" holiday possum design!

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

The SCOTUS is trash, throw them all away! Show off your anger at the United States garbage government with this, "SCOTUS is Trash" raging raccoon design.

Trash Bridesmaid. Show you're a trash bridesmaid doing trash things with your garbage squad with this funny raccoon wedding inspired design. This design goes perfectly with the "Trash Bride" and "Trash Groom" designs.