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Funny Father Quotes Memes Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 175 Funny Father Quotes Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Feliz Navidad Bod Greeting Card

Feliz Navidad Bod Greeting Card

Feliz Navidad! Lets face it -- Santa is the OG Dad Bod, the epitome of the body shape we all know and love! For those that really love their body and getting merry!

Single Black Coffee Greeting Card

Single Black Coffee Greeting Card

Pulls into drive through as children cheer, orders a single black coffee and leaves. Show that on the McDonald's Alignment chart you are the cold cruel father who orders a single black coffee and leaves.

She Wants the Piccolo Greeting Card

She Wants the Piccolo Greeting Card

She wan't the P! Show that you know what girls like and its green father figures from outer space! Show your love for classic anime with this DBZ inspired design.

I Can't Go to Taco Bell Greeting Card

I Can't Go to Taco Bell Greeting Card

I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all carb diet! God Karen you're so stupid! Show that you really want to lose three pounds with this funny mean girls quote inspired design.

"That's What..." (She Said) Greeting Card

"That's What..." (She Said) Greeting Card

The timeless and most iconic quote this woman has ever said. Honor her with pride with her words.

I Didn't Realize I Had To Know Everything Second Rodeo Greeting Card

I Didn't Realize I Had To Know Everything Second Rodeo Greeting Card

I Didn't realize I was supposed to know everything by my second rodeo. seems like a pretty small number of rodeos. Show that you're still unsure of exactly what you're doing in life with this funny Roadeo quote inspired design.

This Little Creature Has Adapted Greeting Card

This Little Creature Has Adapted Greeting Card

This little creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness. Channel your inner tiny crab with this funny meme inspired design.

Looking Like A Snack Christmas Cookies Greeting Card

Looking Like A Snack Christmas Cookies Greeting Card

Look your best this Christmas with this funny, trendy, "Looking Like A Snack" Christmas cookie design! Perfect for being festive, holiday humor, memes, food humor, cookie jokes and looking like a snack!

Lazy Trash Cat Greeting Card

Lazy Trash Cat Greeting Card

I'm just a lazy trash cat living my best life! Show off your lazy, trashy self with this funny, Lazy Trash Cat opossum design. Perfect for feeling lazy, being trashy, and animal humor!

Let's Get This Gingerbread Greeting Card

Let's Get This Gingerbread Greeting Card

Rise and grind for this gingerbread this holiday with this, "Let's Get This Gingerbread" gingerbread person design! Perfect for holiday humor, Christmas, trendy memes, getting your bread and hustling this holiday!

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If You Don't Love Me At My Worst Then You Don't Deserve Me At My Best Opossum Greeting Card

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best! Show off your opossum love with this funny, "If You Don't Love Me At My" opossum, meme design with an opossum playing dead and then being awesome. Perfect for meme humor, opossum jokes, and feeling sassy! sassy if you don't love me at my then you dont deserve me at my opossum opossum cards opossum quotes meme gifts possum card possum.

Heck is Empty All the Spicy Boys are Here Greeting Card

Heck is Empty All the Spicy Boys are Here Greeting Card

Heck is empty, all the spicy boys are here - BillyBoy Wigglespeare. Show your love for classic literature with this meme inspired William Shakespeare quote.

Curiosity Voyage Greeting Card

Curiosity Voyage Greeting Card

I am on a curiosity voyage and I need my paddles to travel. Now give me the books! Show your love of literature and stranger things with this Dustin quote design.

Pretty Things Greeting Card

Pretty Things Greeting Card

Pretty! Show your love of retro sci-fi, retro horror and Eleven quotes with this Stranger Things inspired design.

Bernie "You're Doing Amazing Sweetie" Greeting Card

Bernie "You're Doing Amazing Sweetie" Greeting Card

Probably exactly what Bernie was thinking when he filmed Joe and Kamala at the Inauguration! Bernie Sanders is an icon, and he may look cold at the inauguration, but he just can't talk right now, he's doing hot Bern Shit.

All That Glitters Is Cold Greeting Card

All That Glitters Is Cold Greeting Card

And only shooting stars stay warm this time of year. Get cozy this winter like an All Star with this funny, "All That Glitters Is Cold" music parody design! Perfect for when it's snowy, winter, cold and the only thing keeping you warm is Smash Mouth memes.

Average Trash Enjoyer Greeting Card

Average Trash Enjoyer Greeting Card

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

Goth Nerd Greeting Card

Goth Nerd Greeting Card

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Greeting Card

You're Doing Amazing Sweetie Greeting Card

You're doing amazing sweetie. Spread the spirit of encouragement with this funny meme.

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Greeting Card

Zelda Is My Favorite Pokemon Greeting Card

And Dankey Kang is my favorite sonic the hedghog character! Have you ever seen Bayonetta from digimon? sooooo cool.

Yeet Greeting Card

Yeet Greeting Card

This b*tch graduated... YEET! Grab your diploma to pursue your dreams and memes with this funny "YEET" themed graduation design!

Finding Emo Greeting Card

Finding Emo Greeting Card

You'll never understand me Dad! Show that emo isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle, with this funny finding Nemo parody design.

Garbage Boy Greeting Card

Garbage Boy Greeting Card

Are you a dumpster man? A garbage boy? Show the garbage bin is your forever home with this funny self deprecating design.

Garbage Girl Greeting Card

Garbage Girl Greeting Card

Are you a dumpster woman? A garbage girl? Show the garbage bin is your forever home with this funny self deprecating design.

Trash Girl Greeting Card

Trash Girl Greeting Card

Are you a dumpster woman? A trash girl? Show the garbage bin is your forever home with this funny self deprecating design.

Trash Boy Greeting Card

Trash Boy Greeting Card

Are you a dumpster man? A trash boy? Show the garbage bin is your forever home with this funny self deprecating design.

I'm In Love With The Shape Of You Tide Pod Greeting Card

I'm In Love With The Shape Of You Tide Pod Greeting Card

You're like an intriguing forbidden snack. Show your love with this funny, "I'm In Love With The Shape Of You" tide pod parody! Perfect for tide pop memes, valentines, best friends, parodies, and meme jokes!

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clit "R" Us Greeting Card

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Kick Me Greeting Card

Kick Me Greeting Card

Who doesn't love giving a good kick to some balls, celebrate the World Cup season with this funny football design!

Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Gaslight Gatekeep and Girlboss Greeting Card

Gorgeous Gorgeous Girls Gaslight Gatekeep and Girlboss Greeting Card

Gorgeous, Gorgeous Girls Gaslight, Gatekeep and Girlboss. Hey gorgeous girlie! Girlboss and slay with this funny, parody, meme design.

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