Funny Father Quotes Fantasy Greeting Cards

Roll a natural 20 in fatherhood with this Dungeons and Dragons-inspired, "Dice Dad" nerdy design! Perfect for loving DnD, role-playing, tabletop gaming, fantasy, and nerdy dads!

There is no argument against this man being the best father underneath the rotting pizza and he is an inspiration to everyone. I love him and his liberation focused eco-activism with all of my heart. Celebrate father's day with this design featuring the best dad both inside of Midgar and outside of it! gamer parent gamer dad gifts for dad i love you dad best dad worlds #1 dad worlds best dad 90s ps1 sci fi gatling gun arm 7 shinra nostalgia retro remake nerdy dad gifts final ff7 japanese rpg rpg avalanche mako nerdy games fathers day environmentalist environmentalism machine gun arm gun arm fantasy dad #1 number 1 no.

Show that you're a hard core gamer looking for those sweet sweet experience points with this funny video game themed shirt. This shirt is perfect for wherever your quest takes you whether it be the gym, yoga class, school, or work.

Yeastmaster. Show your love for baking bread and 80s fantasy action flicks with this funny bread baker inspired design.

Born to corn! Show that you were born to love the beautiful and majestic unicorn with this funny unicorn inspire design.

Look at me, I'm an absolute legend! Show off your crassy sassy unicorn ass with this funny unicorn design!

Fairy Armadillos are so cute! Such as this lil gal, tho she isn't to be trifled with, she's got shivs for hands! So Try not to get on her bad side, eh? Lovers of Fairy Armadillos know just how adorable these lil scaly fluffers can be.

Look 'ere wez got ourselvs a 'ooman! Letz Waaagh! Fans of the Warhammer 40k series will recognise this iconic sentiment among orks.

Give the evil horde quite the powerful sting with this funny cute bee-ra design, perfect for facing evil, being all about bees, and nerding out!

Nothing matters, so why exist at all? While you are at it, enjoy the oddity of this design and embrace brilliance of nothingness!

Awww yis let's get this COIN. Show up for the dirty work the humans don't wanna do with this funny fantasy twist on the "let's get this bread" meme!

Ah, I see you've been studying the books of gains. But Have you pondered these massive ORBS?! The orbs are my muscles!! Flex like the extremely yolked sorcerer you are with this funny "muscle wizard" design, perfect for harnessing the ethereal otherworldly power of lifting weights.

Show the world that you're into fantasy...games with this, "Yeah, I'm Into BDSM - Battles, Dragons, Swords, and Magic" with this funny Dungeons and Dragons parody! Perfect for loving all kinds of role play, but mostly the gaming kind.

This design is for the times you're halfway through a real intense task and a big ol' acid jelly cube just comes outta no where and eats your brain, flesh, muscle, and any semblance of thought.