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Eat My Whole Ass Greeting Cards

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Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Ribbon Greeting Card

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat My Ass Greeting Card

Eat my ass candy heart. Let them know what you want for Valentine's day with this candy heart inspired design.

I'm Here To Eat Ass Greeting Card

I'm Here To Eat Ass Greeting Card

I'm hear to eat ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubble gum. Prepare thyself for Ass Eating Season with this design.

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat Ass Suck a Dick Sell Drugs Greeting Card

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Eat my Shorts Senpai Greeting Card

Eat my Shorts Senpai Greeting Card

Eat my shorts, Senpai. Show that you're a huge fan of Japanese anime with this classic anime character inspired design.

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Eating My Feelings Shark Greeting Card

Don't mind me I'm just deep in my feelings. Show off your moody shark humor with this, "Eating My Feelings" emotional shark design! Perfect for having feelings, food lovers and shark jokes!

Ass world Greeting Card

Ass world Greeting Card

Jurassic World? I'd prefer Ass World! Who need dinos when you could gaze at booty? Show you prefer ass to Jurassic with this movie parody design.

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass Greeting Card

Let your nearest and dearest know that you're sorry for not wishing them a happy birthday in a timely manner with this donkey card. This humorous pun card features a vintage illustration of a donkey with tears drawn on his face and the phrase "Happy Belated Birthday From My Sorry Ass.

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness? More like fitness whole cupcake into my mouth. Show the only thing you want to lift is more cupcakes into your mouth with this funny lazy fitness design.

Eat My Road Grit Liver Lips Greeting Card

Eat My Road Grit Liver Lips Greeting Card

Eat my road grit liver lips! Get ready for Christmas with this funny classic Christmas quote inspired design.

Ass If Parody Greeting Card

Ass If Parody Greeting Card

Ugh, ASS If! Show some love to the 90's with this bootylicious twist on the 90's saying "As If" with this funny 90's greeting card design!

Thick Ass Thin Patience Greeting Card

Thick Ass Thin Patience Greeting Card

Thick ass thing patience. Show that you have a big butt and no time for nonsense with this sassy design.

I Love You A Whole Hedge of A lot Greeting Card

I Love You A Whole Hedge of A lot Greeting Card

Some may say they love you a whole heck of a lot! But these spiky little boys will love you a whole hedge of a lot! Show your love for your significant other and hedgehogs with with cute, hedgehog pun, valentines card!

Grown Ass Adult Monstera Greeting Card

Grown Ass Adult Monstera Greeting Card

Yep, I'm grown! Grow up with this funny, "Grown Ass Adult" adulting monstera plant design. Perfect for being a plant loving, responsible, grown ass adult!

Seasons Eatings Greeting Card

Seasons Eatings Greeting Card

Show off your love of the holidays and eating with this food loving, Christmas wreath, pizza eating, holiday greeting card! Holidays are for eating as much food as you want!

Crusty Ass Bitch Croissant Greeting Card

Crusty Ass Bitch Croissant Greeting Card

Hey are you a croissant? Because you kinda lookin' like a crusty ass bitch. Just kidding! Get this design to roast your close friends and family. Share a few giggles with one another.

Dump His Ass Greeting Card

Dump His Ass Greeting Card

Dump His Ass! Dump Him!

Flaky Ass Bitch Greeting Card

Flaky Ass Bitch Greeting Card

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Anime Guy Eating a Leaf Greeting Card

Anime Guy Eating a Leaf Greeting Card

Anime guy eating a leaf. Show your love of anime meme's with this guy eating a leaf design.

Still Trying To Figure Out This Whole Adulting Thing Greeting Card

Still Trying To Figure Out This Whole Adulting Thing Greeting Card

Don't mind me. I'll just be over here trying to figure out this whole adulting thing. Struggle through adulthood in style with this funny, adulting design.

Holiday Plans Eat Bread and Desserts Greeting Card

Holiday Plans Eat Bread and Desserts Greeting Card

My holiday plans are to eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and sassy. Send off your holiday wishes and plans this year with this funny and festive, foodie holiday greeting card!

Home Is Where Your Ass Should Be Greeting Card

Home Is Where Your Ass Should Be Greeting Card

Home safe home - stay inside, save lives. Keep up your new homebody life in solidarity of keeping people safe with this, "Home Is Where Your Ass Should Be" sassy, social distance design.

Stay Safe Eat Cake Greeting Card

Stay Safe Eat Cake Greeting Card

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat Cake. Show your love for cake and not getting kidnapped with this funny quote design.

Eat Shit Bob Greeting Card

Eat Shit Bob Greeting Card

Bob is a shit stain in the underpants of America. Show your disapproval of Bob with this sassy "Eat Shit Bob!" design.

I Take a Potato Chip And Eat It Greeting Card

I Take a Potato Chip And Eat It Greeting Card

I take a potato chip... and eat it! The live action Death Note was all around trash but by far it's most egregious sin was living out the iconic scene of Light eating chips.

Party Forever Eat Whatever Greeting Card

Party Forever Eat Whatever Greeting Card

Say happy birthday to the party animal in your life with this cute raccoon birthday card that says "Party forever, eat whatever". This funny card is perfect for a birthday full of eating pizza, tacos, nachos, ice cream and fries while partying all night getting wasted, hammered and trashed!

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Greeting Card

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

I'll Eat you Up Card Greeting Card

I'll Eat you Up Card Greeting Card

Give the gift of strange funny art with this funny greeting card. This card features an illustration of an orca whale trying to eat a penguin and the phrase "I'll Eat You Up I Love You So.

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes Greeting Card

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes Greeting Card

Eat The Rich Judith Beheading Holofernes. Show your love of art history and economic equality with this design inspired by Caravaggio's Judith Beheading Holofernes.

When The Eatings Done so is the Fun Greeting Card

When The Eatings Done so is the Fun Greeting Card

When the eating's done, so is the fun. Show that the only part of Thanksgiving you're looking forward to is feasting on turkey, mashed potatoes, and that good, good cranberry sauce.

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