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Eat My Whole Ass Blankets

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I Eat Ass Shark Blanket

I Eat Ass Shark Blanket

I mean, I eat lots of stuff, not just... not just ass. It's just that I really like eating ass! ...Why are you laughing? I'm a shark, dammit! Stop laughing or I'll eat YOUR ass! Why are you still laughing??

Eat My Vomit Blanket

Eat My Vomit Blanket

Thanks to the efforts of awful pesticide companies the poor ole' honey be isn't doing so well. But you can help by eating their vomit and supporting the industry. They'll love you for it and your allergies will love you. So save the bees and eat some tasty honey bee vomit in the process. This blanket design features a cute sassy bee that really wants people to pay attention and a honeycomb with bees pattern.

Grown Ass Adult Monstera Blanket

Grown Ass Adult Monstera Blanket

Yep, I'm grown! Grow up with this funny, "Grown Ass Adult" adulting monstera plant design. Perfect for being a plant loving, responsible, grown ass adult!

Bitch Ass Parody Blanket

Bitch Ass Parody Blanket

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Satan Loves My Gay Ass Blanket

Satan Loves My Gay Ass Blanket

Hey, you're gay, and that's okay.

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Flaky Ass Bitch Blanket

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Eat Or Be Eaten Blanket Blanket

Eat Or Be Eaten Blanket Blanket

Hannibal Lecter rules of life crest. If you're not the first to strike you will be brought down. Stags, hearts, mask and knives at the ready for season 2 of Hannibal. It's probably people.

Party Forever Eat Whatever Raccoon Blanket

Party Forever Eat Whatever Raccoon Blanket

Get turnt on the weekend or the weekday at any time of day and eat all the pizza and tacos you want cause you don't give a damn! This cute animal blanket featuring a trash eating raccoon and the phrase "party forever, eat whatever" is perfect for nocturnal party animals & foodies who love eating whatever they want, turning up, and getting wasted, hammered or trashed!

Eat The Patriarchy Shark Blanket

Eat The Patriarchy Shark Blanket

The feminist shirt is perfect for your shark week binge tv viewing, where you can fantasize about what it would be like to just eat the patriarchy? This shark week shirt is great for fans of feminist t shirts, feminist memes, shark memes and shark shirts.

Eat Trash Hail Satan Possum Blanket

Eat Trash Hail Satan Possum Blanket

Eat trash, hail Satan. Show your love for the Dark Lord and trash cats with this Satan and Opossum inspired design.

I Eat What I Want Shark Blanket

I Eat What I Want Shark Blanket

Eat what you want, when you want! Show off your hunger and love for food with this funny, "I Eat What I Want" shark splashing in the sea design.

On My Fall Shit Blanket

On My Fall Shit Blanket

Hands on the leaves shaking ass On My Fall Shit! Show your fave season some love with this crisp autumn design!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Blanket

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Blanket

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

You're My Sweetie Pie Blanket

You're My Sweetie Pie Blanket

You're My Sweetie Pie! Show your loved one just how amazing they are, in a bad ass way! Pie is punk! And you can still be a badass and call your s/o a sweetie pie!

My Cat is My Valentine Blanket

My Cat is My Valentine Blanket

I hate to say it, but there is only one creature on this earth that gets enough of my love to be called my valentine, and that valentine is my kitty cat! This adorable and funny my cat is my valentine shirt will get it across to any would be suitors that there is only for you this valentines day!

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My Dog Is My Familiar Blanket

My dog is my familiar. We have a magical bond that goes beyond this realm. We do witchy stuff together.

My Neck, My Back, My Blankets And My Naps Blanket

My Neck, My Back, My Blankets And My Naps Blanket

What did you think I was going to say. Get your mind out of the gutter and into a feathery soft bed for some hardcore naptime. There's nothing better than grabbing forty winks when you're feeling drained- hey, there's nothing lazy about it, we won't judge. When you're down for some sleep, grab this funny ironic design and hit the couch with reckless abandon.

Fighting Evil By Moonlight Eating Lettuce By Daylight Blanket

Fighting Evil By Moonlight Eating Lettuce By Daylight Blanket

You heard that right folks, in the name of the moon, this sailor bun eats her lettuce by daylight! Show others your love for all things bun and anime puns with this kawaii sailor bun blanket!

I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage Raccoon Blanket

I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage Raccoon Blanket

The true desire to workout out! Get to the gym so you can get to your garbage with this funny, "I Workout So I Can Eat Garbage" raccoon fitness design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, eating trash, funny fitness, and gym humor!

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Blanket

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack Opossum Blanket

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

Eat Me Daddy Psychedelic Shroom Blanket

Eat Me Daddy Psychedelic Shroom Blanket

Duuuuude I can see sound. I haven't tripped this hard since I took that nosedive down the stairs... yesterday? Time and I aren't on good terms right now... I think time might be a person.

Eat Crayons Poop Rainbows Blanket Blanket

Eat Crayons Poop Rainbows Blanket Blanket

For pugs the choice is obvious. You Make everything easier for your owner and your poop spreads magic through the world. Get a laugh in your home with this funny pug design!

Sleeping Is My Cardio Blanket

Sleeping Is My Cardio Blanket

This funny lazy design features a cozy bed and the words "sleeping is my cardio" and is perfect for people who love to sleep, nap, snooze, hang out, watch Netflix, avoid the gym, eating snacks, hanging out with friends, resting, relaxing, drinking, and enjoying life! Perfect for school, work, university, hitting the gym, working out, running, and showing your lazy pride to the world!

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket

My Neck My Back Been a Victim of My Cat's Attack Blanket

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

The Entire Cat Population Is My Best Friend Blanket

The Entire Cat Population Is My Best Friend Blanket

You have taken "cat lady" to a whole new level. Be besties with all the cats and be proud!

My Neighbor Todoroki Blanket

My Neighbor Todoroki Blanket

My Neighbor Todoroki. Show your love for My Neighbor Totoro and and Shoto Todorkoki with this funny Studio Ghibli and My Hero Academia mash up.

Don't Frog With My Vibes Blanket

Don't Frog With My Vibes Blanket

Don't Frog With My Vibe! This happy hippie froggy is all about good times and groovy vibes!

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