Skip to Main Content

{{ name }}

Do Not Perceive Me Jokes Ornaments

Browse our collection of 37 Do Not Perceive Me Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

If Nap Time Is Your Happy Hour You'll Love These Lounging Tees

If You'd Rather Take A Nap These Lazy Products Are For You

28 Gifts For The Friend Who's Entire Vocabulary Are Puns

Jokes Funny Adult Animals Puns Simple Introverts Memes Parody Sassy Food Lazy Positive Satire Text Wholesome Words Anime Christmas Cute

Doing Nothing is Something (green) Ornament

Doing Nothing is Something (green) Ornament

This statement is technically facts. So next time someone complains about you doing nothing, you're technically doing something.

Doing Nothing is Something (red) Ornament

Doing Nothing is Something (red) Ornament

This statement is technically facts. So next time someone complains about you doing nothing, you're technically doing something.

Y'all Got Me Pressed Ornament

Y'all Got Me Pressed Ornament

Sometimes family gatherings or any gathering can get really pressing and stressful. Trust me, no one knows being pressed more than this ginger bread keeping his cool together.

Kiss Me Hoe Ornament

Kiss Me Hoe Ornament

What more can I say? Some people can't really take a hint so this design is perfect for giving them that extra nudge.

Country Roads, Take Me Gnome Ornament

Country Roads, Take Me Gnome Ornament

Country roads, take me gnome to the goods that belong--- Buried treasures, that I own, take me gnome, country roads.

Don't Trust Me I'm Not A Doctor Ornament

Don't Trust Me I'm Not A Doctor Ornament

Don't trust me, I'm not a doctor! Get some laughs at the expense of those who we trust to keep us from dying with this funny shirt!

Give Me Candy And Go Away Ornament

Give Me Candy And Go Away Ornament

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Ornament

Get Thee Behind Me ADHD Ornament

You're a stumbling block to me! Tell your ADHD to pull it together and let you live your life with this stylized, minimalist design!

Hit Me Baby One More Time Ornament

Hit Me Baby One More Time Ornament

"Hit me baby one more time.." or a few more times...

Lazy People Can't Be on the Naughty List We Didn't Do Anything Ornament

Lazy People Can't Be on the Naughty List We Didn't Do Anything Ornament

Technically this whole statement is nothing but facts. We lazy people can't be on the naughty list because we're too lazy to do anything bad... or good. We're kind of just chillin' neutral.

Stop (Cat) Calling Me Ornament

Stop (Cat) Calling Me Ornament

For real, please, enough with the calls. Can't you see that this cat is not interested in interacting? If you happen to feel the same way as this annoyed cat, go ahead and cop this to let others know as well.

Booties Make Me Smile Ornament

Booties Make Me Smile Ornament

Booties are one of the most innocent yet cheeky (pun intended) things to exist. Almost everyone can appreciate and get a laugh out of it. Plus, we all have one!

If I'm Moody Give Me Foody Ornament

If I'm Moody Give Me Foody Ornament

Just giving y'all a warning when someone you know gets a little moody. It's an indicated sign to give them some foody to make them happy.

Roll Me All Over Daddy Ornament

Roll Me All Over Daddy Ornament

Some doughs require extra attention in order to turn out delicious. This dough is simply giving out directions for successful results.

Cute And Helpful But Don't Touch Me Ornament

Cute And Helpful But Don't Touch Me Ornament

Service animals are some of the cutest and friendlies animals around, but it's really important that you leave them alone when they're on the job!

Large And Brutal But Also Cuddle Me Ornament

Large And Brutal But Also Cuddle Me Ornament

I may be able to snap your bones like twigs but that doesn't mean I don't love a good snuggle! I promise I won't tear you to shreds!

You Expected A Cute Bun Bun But It Was Me DIO Ornament

You Expected A Cute Bun Bun But It Was Me DIO Ornament

Ah, who else but Dio???!?! Whether you can trust a cute bunny ever again, you can at least be weary about the endeavor while chilling in this punny Dio bun bun tee!

I'm Trash And Cute But Also Fight Me Ornament

I'm Trash And Cute But Also Fight Me Ornament

Those moments when you're self deprecating, yet know your self worth, but also feisty. Represent yourself with this spirit animal!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Ornament

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

How About No Ornament

How About No Ornament

If you ever have a hard time say 'no,' let this design do all the work for ya!

Bitch Ass Parody Ornament

Bitch Ass Parody Ornament

Rock this funny parody shirt if you want everyone to do a double take when they pass by your way!

Bee Leaf In Yourself Ornament

Bee Leaf In Yourself Ornament

Just "bee-leaf" in yourself and you can do anything you strive for in life. Affirm and manifest and it will come to you!

Bird Boxing Ornament

Bird Boxing Ornament

Birdbox? Ain't that a thing you do when you put two birds into a boxing ring? Show your love for Netflix, humor and Birdbox with this boxing bird design!

Christmas Succs Ornament

Christmas Succs Ornament

Christmas Succs. Show that you're not a fan of Christmas but you do love houseplants with this jade plant with Christmas tree lights design.

Dog With a Log Ornament

Dog With a Log Ornament

Oh boy, dogs and logs... we can only imagine what they'd do. What powers they hold. What sins they'd commit.

Monsieur Poot Poot Ornament

Monsieur Poot Poot Ornament

Bonjour! A pleasure to meet you. They call me monsieur poot poot, glad to be of your acquaintance. Smelly regards!

I Put The Hor In Horchata Ornament

I Put The Hor In Horchata Ornament

What can I say? I like to go around and drink as many horchatas as I can. Can't blame me for loving that delicious concoction.

Ye Olde Glizzy Ornament

Ye Olde Glizzy Ornament

Everyone knows Steamboat Weiner! Whats that? You don't remember him? -- Well, now you do, express your love for glizzies with this 1930s inspired hotdog design!

Am I A Joke To You? Ornament

Am I A Joke To You? Ornament

The earth isn't your waste bin, So why do you keep treating it as such? It's time to take the health of our planet more serious. After all, the protection of our environment isn't a joke!

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Ornament

Woke Up And Chose To Be A Menace Ornament

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

{{product.fields.title}} {{product.mapped_type.human_readable}}

With Coupon {{ product.pricing.coupon.toUpperCase() }}

PrevPage 1 of 2Next

{{ loadProductsText }}

No More Results

; ;