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Do Not Perceive Me Christmas Ornaments

Browse our collection of 45 Do Not Perceive Me Ornaments . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Ornament

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Ornament

The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Ornament

Don't Hate Me Cuz You Ain't Me Ornament

Hater's gonna hate, but that's only cuz they aren't you. Be yourself, just like cranberry sauce, who's always true to themselves. You'll never open a can of cranberry sauce and find pickles, yeah?

Tie Me Up Daddy Ornament

Tie Me Up Daddy Ornament

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Nobody: Me: *insert christmas* Ornament

Nobody: Me: *insert christmas* Ornament

Holly Jolly Christmas is on it's way! You know what that means... It means it's time to start dressing up like Santa before Halloween even rolls around! The slay bells are ringing early this year!!

I Don't Snow What I'm Doing Ornament

I Don't Snow What I'm Doing Ornament

I might LOOK like I've got everything together, but in reality, I have snow idea what I'm doing.

Hang With Me Ornaments Ornament

Hang With Me Ornaments Ornament

This simple yet punny design will be a sure sign to signal your friends to come hang with you this holiday season!

Kiss Me Hoe Ornament

Kiss Me Hoe Ornament

What more can I say? Some people can't really take a hint so this design is perfect for giving them that extra nudge.

Nog Me Up Daddy Ornament

Nog Me Up Daddy Ornament

Nog me up daddy! Cuddle up with you holiday daddy and a tall glass of eggnog with this flirty, fun and festive design!

Stuff Me Daddy Stocking Parody Ornament

Stuff Me Daddy Stocking Parody Ornament

Nothing likes to be stuffed more than a Stocking on Christmas Eve! Show off your naughty side this Holiday season with this sassy and a lil bit dirty but festive "Stuff Me Daddy" Christmas shirt design!

Do You Hear What I Hear? Screaming Opossum Ornament

Do You Hear What I Hear? Screaming Opossum Ornament

Do you hear what I hear? Aaaaahhh! The screams of the trashy, holiday spirit! Show off your love of being trashy this Christmas with this funny, holiday, screaming opossum design.

Decorate Me Daddy Christmas Tree Parody Ornament

Decorate Me Daddy Christmas Tree Parody Ornament

Decorate me daddy, throw some lights and ornaments on me and make me pretty! Show off your love for the holidays and decorating and express your daddy issues with this funny, holiday, christmas tree t shirt.

Decorate Me Daddy Christmas Tree Parody Ornament

Decorate Me Daddy Christmas Tree Parody Ornament

Decorate me daddy, throw some lights and ornaments on me and make me pretty! Show off your love for the holidays and decorating and express your daddy issues with this funny, holiday, christmas tree ornament.

Do You Hear What I Hear? Screaming Raccoon Ornament

Do You Hear What I Hear? Screaming Raccoon Ornament

Do you hear what I hear? Aaaaahhh! The screams of the trashy, holiday spirit! Show off your love of being trashy this Christmas with this funny, holiday, screaming raccoon design.

Tell Me What You Want Santa Spice Ornament

Tell Me What You Want Santa Spice Ornament

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

Tell Me What You Want Santa Ornament

Tell Me What You Want Santa Ornament

So tell me what you want what you really really want! Spice up your Christmas with this Santa Clause and 90s girl band inspired design.

Stuff Me Daddy Turkey Parody Ornament

Stuff Me Daddy Turkey Parody Ornament

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody shirt design.

Lazy People Can't Be on the Naughty List We Didn't Do Anything Ornament

Lazy People Can't Be on the Naughty List We Didn't Do Anything Ornament

Technically this whole statement is nothing but facts. We lazy people can't be on the naughty list because we're too lazy to do anything bad... or good. We're kind of just chillin' neutral.

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Ornament

Meet Me Under the MistleToad Ornament

This toad is ready to become a prince! Toadally perfect for lovers of frogs/toads and holiday hijinks!

All I Want For Christmas Is For People To Get The F**king Vaccine Ornament

All I Want For Christmas Is For People To Get The F**king Vaccine Ornament

Look, all I want for christmas is for you to do what should have done MONTHS ago. Look, you don't even have to PAY for it! It's a free gift from you to not just me, but the world!

Tis The Season To Be Witchy Ornament

Tis The Season To Be Witchy Ornament

It's too cold outside to do anything, so I'm just going to stay inside doing witchy things. I gotta start wrapping all the gifts for my witches, anyway.

I'm In Charge Of the Baking (Christmas) Ornament

I'm In Charge Of the Baking (Christmas) Ornament

I'm In Charge Of the Baking, any questions about the dessert menu will be directed to me, I'm the king of the kitchen now, and if you could please leave me alone.

Christmas Succs Ornament

Christmas Succs Ornament

Christmas Succs. Show that you're not a fan of Christmas but you do love houseplants with this jade plant with Christmas tree lights design.

Feelin' Noggy Eggnog Ornament

Feelin' Noggy Eggnog Ornament

Oh ho ho! The holidays have me feeling a bit NOGGY ;) Get into the holiday spirit with this naughty glass of eggnog inspired by vintage cartoons.

On The Knotty List Ornament

On The Knotty List Ornament

Santa's got me on his knotty list. I only get balls of yarn in my stockings!

Santa's Favorite Ho Ornament

Santa's Favorite Ho Ornament

Yeah, I'm Santa's favorite 'ho'. He'll bring me the most and best presents than anybody because I was so nice this year. Rock your Christmas pride with this ugly sweater inspired design.

Merry Susmas Ornament

Merry Susmas Ornament

It'd be pretty sus of you if you DIDN'T celebrate the holidays.... might have to discuss this. You can give your friends assurance that you in fact do, celebrate the holidays and that they have nothing to be sus about by sporting this among us paraody tee!

Ginger Bread Nudists Female Ornament

Ginger Bread Nudists Female Ornament

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Ginger Bread Nudist Male Ornament

Ginger Bread Nudist Male Ornament

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Ginger Bread Nudists Ornament

Ginger Bread Nudists Ornament

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Cute Christmas Cat Ornament

Cute Christmas Cat Ornament

It's catmas! Merry catmas! What, what do you mean it's pronounced"christmas"? I want cats, gosh darnit!

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