Cats Patterns Penis Pillows

Looking for a unique decorative pillow that adds a touch of cheeky humor to your home decor? The Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow is definitely what you're looking for! With its whimsical pattern of delicate flowers intertwined with the occasional phallic symbol, this pillow is sure to catch the eye and bring a smile to anyone's face. It's the perfect conversation starter at any gathering, adding a playful and light-hearted touch to the room. Whether you're a lover of all things quirky and irreverent, or simply looking for a new way to spice up your living space, this pillow delivers. So why settle for a boring cushion when you can inject some fun and personality into your home with the Floral Penis Pattern Blue pillow? It's a playful accessory that will definitely be a talking point, and the perfect way to show off your unique sense of humor!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Wow, wouldn't you like to see these vaginal Valentines and dickish delights in your next heart shaped box oof chocolates? Maybe, these chocolates are a little - genital....

Ah, the classic leopard print. Fashionable, beautiful, natural, and - wait... Okay, maybe this leopard print is a little TOO natural! Make your friends and family do a double take at this Leopard Print Penis Pattern!

A classic pattern with a naughty spin! Great for people who aren't ashamed of their nsfw humor. Watch your friends and family's shock as they suddenly realize this seemingly innocent design is... well, not so innocent!

Check out these cute, quite possibly phallic macaron desserts surrounded by other pastel macarons, take a bite and rock this sweet and subtle NSFW pattern!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Can you spot the peens? Have your own fireworks to display this Fourth of July with this subtle hidden penis patriot pattern.

Fall, where the leaves drop, and the penis rises - apparently... this subtle NSFW hidden penis pattern is inspired by fall, and Thanksgiving! Trick your family members with this pattern, and maybe gift it to your crazy uncle!

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is expresses your love of butterflies and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is expresses your love of butterflies and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is expresses your love of butterflies and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is expresses your love of butterflies and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is expresses your love of butterflies and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Valentine, you make my heart SWELL! You make it absolutely THROB! I'm feel like my love for you is CLIMAXING!