Best Selling Pet Detective Totes

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

The nostalgia of caring for something that you will always kill. But it had it coming though right? I mean... how much can this thing REALLY poop!? Relive your days for caring for your digital baby with this design!

The nostalgia of caring for something that you will always kill. But it had it coming though right? I mean... how much can this thing REALLY poop!? Relive your days for caring for your digital baby with this design!

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Why pet cats when you can pet cute cuddly rats? Pet rats aren't given as much love as they deserve, and the dumbo rat is just soooo cute with those huge ears. So if you love pet rodents just as much as dog or cats (or even more) than this adorable pet rat shirt is perfect for you or the rodent aficionado in your life!

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great tote featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat. Perfect for someone who loves practicing black magic and petting cats all night long.

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

This cute tote bag features a precious kitten and the words "feeling shitty? Pet a kitty" and is perfect for people who love their pet cat, cats, kittens, kitties, and is ideal for showing love for your pet when your feeling shitty at the gym, school, college, university, work, or just hanging out watching Netflix with your cat in your dorm room!

This cute tote bag features a precious kitten and the words "feeling shitty? Pet a kitty" and is perfect for people who love their pet cat, cats, kittens, kitties, and is ideal for showing love for your pet when your feeling shitty at the gym, school, college, university, work, or just hanging out watching Netflix with your cat in your dorm room!

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Let everyone know that you don't have time for them and that you aren't there to talk. You are there only for one important thing. You are there to pet all of the cats, and you mean all of them. You are the type of person that meows at any cat you see and love to spend a lazy day inside cuddling with your cats so what better design to do it in than this design that says "I am here to pet all of the cats".

This cute funny pillow features the words "I just want to pet cats drink coffee and bake things" and is perfect for people who love cats, pets, petting kitties, drinking coffee, going to coffee shops, baking, cooking, making cakes, cookies, cupcakes, and is ideal for showing your favorite things at work, school, or the gym!

Holy crud, dude. Go outside, sip some water, pet a dog, find your inner light. Just chiilllllll, alright? Now you too can rep some ironic pseudo inspirational realness right there on your torso with this weird drooling alien guy... or maybe that's his tongue? We may never find out. Grab this ironic illustration today and find your inner chill.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

There is one thing I'd like to do more than going out at night and that is just to stay at home and pet my dog. He won't leave me in the club or get so wasted you have to carry them home. Petting a dog and drinking wine is super relaxing. Besides, at home, you got netfllx! So don't ask me to go out, because like this tote bag says, "I just want to drink wine and pet my dog!

Some days, all you want to do is pet dogs and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal phone tote is perfect for those times! This metal dog design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy doggos. Everyone needs a middle ground!

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tote bag is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

All I want to do is sit at home, pet my cat, read the books i've been looking forward to and taking a few naps in between novels. This tote bag is perfect for the lazy novelist who happens to have a cat or two. Let everyone you know your plans for the day including sleeping as much as possible, reading away from them and keeping company with your pet.

You must beware of those who are avid watchers of true crime documentaries. There's no way you can get past their spidey senses and skills in seeking out bullshit. You can try but you won't be able to get away with it.

Join the True Detective Boys Rustin Cohle and Martin Hart in their quest for the truth in the face of questionable evidence with this mind spiral design.

Like Sherlock? Love Sherlock? Want a super cute shirt referencing the old bee keeping detective? This fan design is for you!

You must beware of those who are avid watchers of true crime documentaries. There's no way you can get past their spidey senses and skills in seeking out bullshit. You can try but you won't be able to get away with it.

Hunt for some buried treasure with this metal detecting design that simply says "dirt Fishin'"! Doesn't get much simpler than that.

I'm a bad boy with a bad attitude. I'm only approachable if you're looking for a bad time. My signature greeting is "Hi, it's knife to meet you.

Celebrate the magic of black cats with this, "Black Cats Are Magic" design with an illustration of a black cat. Purrrfect for your witchy, occult, halloween, and cat lover vibes.

My milk snake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "woah cool snake dude". Show some love for milk snakes with this cute punny design!

Rock and roll out with the mystery machine mavin! Rock this punk parody of your favorite cartoon detective with this design featuring an illustration of Daphne wearing a punk rock spiked headband, and covered in tattoos.

Rock and roll out with the mystery machine mavin! Rock this punk parody of your favorite cartoon detective with this design featuring an illustration of Daphne wearing a punk rock spiked headband, and covered in tattoos.