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Best Selling Pet Detective Greeting Cards

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Plants Are Pets Greeting Card

Plants Are Pets Greeting Card

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

Morgana Digital Pet Greeting Card

Morgana Digital Pet Greeting Card

Mona! Show your love for Morgana and 90s digital pets with this cute persona 5 parody inspired design.

I Pet Cats For Satan Greeting Card

I Pet Cats For Satan Greeting Card

This funny satanic cat shirt reads, "I Pet Cats For Satan" and is a funny way to celebrate your love of cats but with a hint of darkness! Let's all hail cats with this dark but hilarious shirt!

Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Greeting Card

Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Greeting Card

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

All I Want To Do Is Pet Cats And Listen To Metal Greeting Card

All I Want To Do Is Pet Cats And Listen To Metal Greeting Card

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this funny heavy metal tee is perfect for those times! This metal cat design is perfect for any metalhead who loves the thrill of a mosh pit but also enjoys petting cute and fluffy cats. Everyone needs a middle ground!

You Can't Fool Me I Watch True Crime Greeting Card

You Can't Fool Me I Watch True Crime Greeting Card

You must beware of those who are avid watchers of true crime documentaries. There's no way you can get past their spidey senses and skills in seeking out bullshit. You can try but you won't be able to get away with it.

Let's Cuddle And Chinchill Greeting Card

Let's Cuddle And Chinchill Greeting Card

Show off your love of cute and cuddly chinchillas with this funny, pet pun lover's, flirty and fluffy animal greeting card! Now go ahead and find yourself a special someone to cuddle up with, even if it is just your adorable pet chinchilla!

I'm A Bad Boy Greeting Card

I'm A Bad Boy Greeting Card

I'm a bad boy with a bad attitude. I'm only approachable if you're looking for a bad time. My signature greeting is "Hi, it's knife to meet you.

Life Ain't Ferret All Greeting Card

Life Ain't Ferret All Greeting Card

Nothing is fair for this fussy ferret. Tell the world that life ain't ferret all with this funny ferret pun design!

My Cat Was Right About You Greeting Card

My Cat Was Right About You Greeting Card

My cat was right about you. Show that your cat is an excellent judge of character with this funny sassy cat owner themed design.

Cat Mom Of The Year Greeting Card

Cat Mom Of The Year Greeting Card

Cat Mom Of The Year. Show that you are the best cat mom around with this funny cat mom design.

Be the Good Boi You Wish to See in the World Greeting Card

Be the Good Boi You Wish to See in the World Greeting Card

In a cynical world it takes individual action to rise above! Be the good boi you wish to see in the world with this cute design, perfect for the heckin doggo lover looking to inspire some goodwill.

Detektiv Parody Greeting Card

Detektiv Parody Greeting Card

That moment when you watch so much true crime you're now basically qualified to be a detektiv. People better be aware of you. There's no way they can get away from hiding the truth with you around!

My Dog Was Right About You Greeting Card

My Dog Was Right About You Greeting Card

My dog was right about you. Show that your cat is an excellent judge of character with this funny sassy cat owner themed design.

Capycorn Greeting Card

Capycorn Greeting Card

Capycorn. Show your love for capybaras and unicorns with this magical design.

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You've noodled your way into my heart!

Hail Lucifurr Greeting Card

Hail Lucifurr Greeting Card

All hail Lucifurr, our new overlord. Join our satanic cat cult and serve the great abbyssal Lord of Hell!

Snake in a Snake Plant Greeting Card

Snake in a Snake Plant Greeting Card

I love plantssssss! Show off your love of plants, snakes, and snake plants with this western-inspired illustrative graphic!

Snake in a Snake Plant Greeting Card

Snake in a Snake Plant Greeting Card

I love plantssssss! Show off your love of plants, snakes, and snake plants with this western-inspired illustrative graphic!

Black Cats Are Magic Greeting Card

Black Cats Are Magic Greeting Card

Celebrate the magic of black cats with this, "Black Cats Are Magic" design with an illustration of a black cat. Purrrfect for your witchy, occult, halloween, and cat lover vibes.

My Kids Walk All Over Me Greeting Card

My Kids Walk All Over Me Greeting Card

My kids walk all over me. Show that all your kids have four paws and they walk all over you with this design inspired by proud fur baby parents.

Send Me Dog Pics Greeting Card

Send Me Dog Pics Greeting Card

Show off your absolute love of dogs with this pet owner's, dog lover's, dog pic humor greeting card! Tell those f*ckboys to stop sending dick pics and start sending dog pics!

Happy Birb-day Greeting Card

Happy Birb-day Greeting Card

This cute little cockatiel is here to wish you a happy birb-day! Wish your loved one, friend or even your very own pet bird a happy birthday! With this cute and funny, tumblr worthy birb loving birthday greeting card!

Sheber Derpy Shiba Greeting Card

Sheber Derpy Shiba Greeting Card

Ermahgerd, it's a Sheber! This Shiba is in a silly goofy mood.

Netflix and Chinchill Greeting Card

Netflix and Chinchill Greeting Card

What's better than Netflix and chill? Netflix and Chinchillin', of course. Invite someone for Netflix and chinchill with this card!

I Love My Grudges Greeting Card

I Love My Grudges Greeting Card

I love my grudges, I tend to them like little pets. Show your love of star packed dramas with this design.

I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings Greeting Card

I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings Greeting Card

I have mixed drinks about feelings. Show your love of cats, mixed drinks and funny sayings with this incorrect quote inspired design.

Purramid Greeting Card

Purramid Greeting Card

Kittens are unpredictable fluff balls of randomness, such as this move I call, the great "purramid". A real punny deisgn for cat lovers and animal lovers alike!

Taking Care of My Shellf Greeting Card

Taking Care of My Shellf Greeting Card

Taking Care of My Shellf. Look out for your star player and show yourself some self-love with this hermit crab pun inspired design.

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat Greeting Card

I Love My Asshole Cat. Show you're the proud parent of an asshole cat with this funny pet parent themed design.

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