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What beautiful butterflies, you know, every butterfly has a unique wing pattern that's just so... phallic? Upon closer inspection, I think these butterflies have penises on them...

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

Check out this naughty and tasty frozen treats! Rock these naughty, cheeky, penis gum ball popsicles and party on!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this funny, groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

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Abort the court! The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. abortion access reproductive rights a womans right to choose a woman's right to choose my body my choice pro choice feminism abortion rights abolish the scotus abolish the supreme court abort the court scotus supreme court roe v.

Oh lawd he...ahem cummin'! Show off your NSFW sense of humor and love for memes with this funny, penis joke, NSFW , Oh lawd he comin' parody design.

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

This Guy Supports Repro Rights, and that's metal af. The SCOTUS is BS - lifetime appointment? Come on, they'll turn to dust before they enact change that people want. Overturning a precedent that over half of Americans support? That's not a government for the people, it's a government against us. edgy men supporting women metal af metal husband gifts boyfriend gifts abortion repro rights roe v wade roe v wade overturned roe v.

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this funny, flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

Dream school? How about wet dream school, Dick University?? In Penis Confidimus - check out that beautiful shaft, oh I mean shield...

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Swiftly to the polls! Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, My Rights are not a game!

One creatures trash is anothers' treasure, and you're my dumpster dream. It doesn't get more romantic than being trash together.

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.

You ever have those moments where your bones just wanna impersonate rice crispies? Because same.

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...