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Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack. Channel your inner screaming opossum with this sassy song parody inspired design.

Dedicated to fellow cat parents, I'm sure your neck and your back were once a victim of your cat's attacks.

My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.

You can't spell happiness without penis! Show off your sense of humor with this , groovy, happy smiley face penis, nsfw design.

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

I'm "H" word for you Valentine! Show off how you really feel this Valentine's Day with this , flirty, "H Word" candy heart Valentine's Day parody design.

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

You ever have those moments where your bones just wanna impersonate rice crispies? Because same.

Dig it, man. Forget stars and mushrooms, the ultimate power-up is peace among all humankind. Throw up a firey V sign and join hands with your fellow geeks, gamers, and everyone else around the world.

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What are you waiting for? Now's your chance to show off that 1 ft. cock you've been hiding!

Enough is enough. First you play mind games with my head now you're messing with my other head. No more of this; it's time for me to stand up for myself!

I may be slow, but know that my heart beats fast for you, Valentine! There's no shell about it, I just love you that much <3 Spread some love this Valentine's season with this cute snail design!

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You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.