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Medusuck My Dick Accordion Greeting Cards

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Butter My Buns Daddy Greeting Card

Butter My Buns Daddy Greeting Card

Butter My Buns Daddy! Keep your biscuits good and moist with this steamy, buttery, NSFW design!

Kiss My Sasquatch Greeting Card

Kiss My Sasquatch Greeting Card

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

You Slay My Heart Greeting Card

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

Let's F*** Candy Heart Greeting Card

Let's F*** Candy Heart Greeting Card

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

You Are My Precious Greeting Card

You Are My Precious Greeting Card

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch Candy Heart Greeting Card

I Love U Bitch.

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Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck My Dick Ribbon Greeting Card

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Big Dick Stocks Greeting Card

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card

Don't Be A Dick Greeting Card

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Greeting Card

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Ole Saint Dick Greeting Card

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card

Dicks Out For Equality Greeting Card

Dicks out, verb to make a show a show or statement, usually in protest of something that is seen as unjust. Time to whip those dicks out in the name of equality! Show your love of equal rights with this design.

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I'm Just A Fungi Clicker Greeting Card

I'm Just A Fungi Clicker Greeting Card

Ayyeeee, why not invite my friend the clicker to the party? I promise he's a pretty FUNGI! But, no, seriously... don't get to close to them they like to bite.

Plants Are Pets Greeting Card

Plants Are Pets Greeting Card

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

My Heart for your Lasagna Greeting Card

My Heart for your Lasagna Greeting Card

I'll give you my heart, and you give me your lasagna. A fair trade for the power of a lazy chainsaw demon cat.

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

I'm Wet Daddy Greeting Card

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You Snake Me Happy Greeting Card

You've noodled your way into my heart!

Fallen In Love Ogre You Greeting Card

Fallen In Love Ogre You Greeting Card

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

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