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Busy, Busy, Busy Bee Sock

Busy, Busy, Busy Bee Sock

No, I'm not a buzzy bee, I'm a BUSY bee. I got honey to make and places to be... now where did I put my 4th cup of coffee...

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods Sock

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods Sock

Dungeons, Dragons, & Dad Bods. Oh my! Roll for fuzzy tummies and silly .

It's My Wedding And I'll Do What I Damn Well Please Sock

It's My Wedding And I'll Do What I Damn Well Please Sock

Oh, what's that? You don't think the bouquet should be tossed into a massive ball pit? I'm sorry, who's wedding is this again? OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT it's mine. If you've got your matrimonial plans on lockdown and want to let everyone know who's boss, grab this sassy shirt today! Who says your cake toppers can't be two tiny plastic capybaras? Suckers, that's who.

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Sock

Kerbo Derpy Kirby Sock

Hoi, am Kerbo. Am big hero, fight king derderder, save plernert perpster. Gotta fly, my people need me.

Trying My Best Struggling Plant Sock

Trying My Best Struggling Plant Sock

If you're trying your best, you're doing your best. It's okay to not be okay. End the stigma of personal struggle with this, "Trying My Best" sad, struggling plant design.

I Have Insomnia Sock

I Have Insomnia Sock

I have insomnia. Yes I'm tired. No I can't sleep. Yes this is my fifth cup of coffee.

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Medusuck My Dick Sock

Medusuck My Dick Sock

Oh, you want Medusa to smile, well then Medusuck My Dick! This sassy gorgon of greek mythology gets a little NSFW with those "snakes" on her head.

Suck My Dick Ribbon Sock

Suck My Dick Ribbon Sock

Suck my dick. :) . Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, suck it. When someone is really pissing you off or being a hater, unleash all of your sass on them and tell them off with this aggressively elegant floral ribbon!

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Sock

Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Sock

Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and sweater design. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for fashion at your next ugly sweater party.

Dick Academia Pattern Sock

Dick Academia Pattern Sock

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

Big Dick Stocks Sock

Big Dick Stocks Sock

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Sock

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy Sock

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design!

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Mess With My Rights You Get The Bites Sock

Mess With My Rights You Get The Bites Sock

keep your paws off my laws! I will bite if you try to take my rights! these claws are meant for fighting for human rights!

I Will Simply Sip my Oat Milk Latte Whilst the World Burns Sock

I Will Simply Sip my Oat Milk Latte Whilst the World Burns Sock

I Will Simply Sip my Oat milk Latte Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through my need for delicious caffeine while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns Sock

Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns Sock

It's allllll good! I'm just Playing My Silly Little RPG Whilst the World Burns. Don't worry, I'll just smile through playing my dnd while climate change and capitalism destroy our planet.

My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape Sock

My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape Sock

Oh, what I'd give to be a clueless cat that only has to care about eating, sleeping, and being cute... Show that you're coping with this, "My Cat Has No Idea We Live in a Hellscape" existential, cat lover's design.

Baked & Baking Sock

Baked & Baking Sock

smoked up and baked while baking my makeup! Make up and bake up with this , baking, baked, weed and makeup lovers shirt design!

Bi-Furious Sock

Bi-Furious Sock

Not bi-curious, I'm bi-furious! My bisexuality is a source of pride, but it sure is infuriating when someone asks me if I'm straight or gay. Bi people exist, hot damn, don't make me bi-furious.

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