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Doesn't this pattern just make ya feel cozy? You've got all the fall essentials; an abundance of cute cats, pumpkins, leaves, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie, etc.. So relax, crack open a good book by the fire, light a candle, and rep the fall with this autumn cats design!

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Oops. Natural 1. Guess I'll just stay here then. That's fine, I'm sure my coworkers can handle the hostile merger with Orcs Inc. without me. I just handle the meeting music anyway.

Oh my goth! Rock this kawaii yet metal design and channel your inner pastel goth with this edgy yet cute pastel pattern! Featuring some cute anime moe eyes, some crystals, bats, skulls - perfect for the bad bitches and the emo bitches alike!

Yes, I'm a Woman, And No, I Won't F***ing Apologize For It. Why must we women always apologize? It's certainly a F***ed up female habit we just sort of were forced into by the patriarchy, we often feel obligated to apologize for what men deem as 'emotional', so SCREW THAT BS, let's break the habit - women, you don't need to apologize! Oh, does my tampon make u uncomfortable, GROW UP! Also, trans women, if anyone is 'offended' by your decision about your own body, F*** THAT, YOU DON'T OWE THEM AN APOLOGY!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...